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05-16-2005, 11:43 AM
Anyone have any good jokes??

ive got a funny kinda joke thing...
A boys best friend has just died.
the father goes up to him. boy says what are you doin here.
Father says ive come to mock you.
Boy says dad your such an asshole
Father says 'well at least my best friend isnt dead'!!!

Its so sad its funny

05-16-2005, 11:52 AM
c'mon someone has to have a joke!!! whats wrong with you people

05-16-2005, 11:52 AM
Three men in a bar, one's English, one's Scottish and one's Irish. The Englishman says: " My son was born on St. Georges day so I called him George"
The Scottish man pipes in " My wee son was born on St. Andrew's day so I called him Andrew"
Then both men look at the Irish man who's been sat down guite quietly. Slowly he puts down his beer and smiles.
"My daughter was born on pancake day..." He said

05-16-2005, 11:54 AM
ha ha.
where would you find a mouses hole in a church

05-16-2005, 12:17 PM
you want a joke? ok, here's a joke: your existence matters.

05-16-2005, 01:45 PM
oh thats harsh....