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The Goth Guy
05-17-2005, 05:30 PM
Do you like them?

05-17-2005, 05:34 PM
Depends, are you a kid?

The Goth Guy
05-17-2005, 05:36 PM
Im 19 dumbass no im not a kid.

05-17-2005, 05:38 PM
In casseroles? Aye.

05-18-2005, 02:41 AM
Whats pink, red & liquid? A baby in a blender
Whats the difference between an orange and a baby? I peel my orange before eating it
Whats pink, red and nailed to the tree? a baby nailed to a tree
Whats red, pink, green and nailed to tree? The same baby 3 months later

And there's my lame baby jokes.

05-18-2005, 02:42 AM
Those are weak.

What the difference between a dead baby and a brick?
-You can't fuck a brick

05-18-2005, 03:44 AM
Do you like them?

Dude, stop complaining and get laid.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-18-2005, 03:47 AM
Kids piss me off.

05-18-2005, 04:48 AM
what's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
-one baby in two dumpsters

05-18-2005, 06:55 AM
i think some babies are really cute and i like them,but DAMN,they totally hate me

05-18-2005, 10:47 AM
One more joke for you

How do you help a drowning baby? Take your foot of it's head

Jinger Joe
05-18-2005, 11:15 AM
wats more fun than killing a baby???
Killing 2 babys!!

05-18-2005, 12:48 PM
I guess I'm the only one in here who likse kids :rolleyes:

05-18-2005, 12:51 PM
How old is a 'kid'?

05-18-2005, 02:15 PM
well aslong as they can feed and take themselves to the bathroom