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c0d3r
05-18-2005, 04:07 AM
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow(0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5).
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college friend (-2) Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

:D

wheelchairman
05-18-2005, 04:17 AM
This would be amusing, if it wasn't something you pasted from a spam email, which you will probably send on to other people as well.

ninth
05-18-2005, 04:18 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Cyber tymen?

Tizzalicious
05-18-2005, 04:19 AM
Returning with beer wouldn't be all that bad...

c0d3r
05-18-2005, 04:22 AM
This would be amusing, if it wasn't something you pasted from a spam email, which you will probably send on to other people as well.

a part of it i got in email but i added some, hehe :)

i wanted to add this 2 but it's pretty lame

EMAIL
You forget to reply (-10)
She sends you reminder (-15)
You reply to her email (0)
She has some questions of which you answer only some (-3)
ok, you answer all (+1)
But your message is too long (-10)

hehe


LOL

a frined of mine sent me this just a sec ago :: ))

evil

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.......

You talk(-100)
You don't talk(-150)
You spend time with her(-200)
You don't spend time with her(-500)

:p

Toxic Speed Bump
05-18-2005, 04:23 AM
Haha, that's cool.

I like the BIG question part.

ninth
05-18-2005, 04:26 AM
LOL cyber tymen?

wheelchairman
05-18-2005, 04:31 AM
LOL cyber tymen?
lol! u silly! y3s cyber m3 now!+1

Milk-Man
05-18-2005, 04:39 AM
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow(0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5).
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college friend (-2) Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

:D

I'm not willing to read that.
But welcome to a man's world.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-18-2005, 04:40 AM
I think I hate you.

c0d3r
05-18-2005, 04:43 AM
I'm not willing to read that.
But welcome to a man's world.

dude, read it. it's cool

my fav part is the time of the month, hahaha.

wheelchairman
05-18-2005, 06:29 AM
c0d3r, do you have a girlfriend? or for that matter, have you ever had a girlfriend?

RXP
05-18-2005, 06:49 AM
No way is that stoy real.

c0d3r
05-18-2005, 06:52 AM
hahaha, nice story trip : ))

*should try that out sometime* - heh..

Toxic Speed Bump
05-18-2005, 07:05 AM
dirty boy............

Diamond Dee
05-18-2005, 08:25 AM
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
I agree with this.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 08:36 PM
Justin, she is a woman. And she's married.

Isolated Fury
05-18-2005, 08:44 PM
^ If he hasn't already killed himself or left the country...

Diamond Dee
05-18-2005, 10:27 PM
Then she's wrong, but smart enough to spread misinformation for her own benefit. I bet her husband is an abused spouse.
I'm not wrong but I will say that it's a two way street. I try to make him happy and he does the same. He's far from being abused. ;)

Diamond Dee
05-18-2005, 10:50 PM
And some actually enjoy it.