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Crap Joke Teller
05-18-2005, 10:10 AM
What do you call TUNB who like to fuck fit female soldiers?
TheUnholyKnightBanger!

What do you call TUNB who is not evil?
TheHolyNightBringer

What do you call a TUNB geeky boy?
TheUnholyBrightMinger!

What do you call TUNB who is a male servant?
KNave (instead of Dave...geddit?)

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 10:12 AM
Number 1 and number 3 made me laugh. Congrats, this thread has my approval. :cool:

Crap Joke Teller
05-18-2005, 10:12 AM
Number 1 and number 3 made me laugh. Congrats, this thread has my approval. :cool:
Why thankyou.

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:15 AM
I found them as funny as un-sedated castrastion

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 10:15 AM
Yeah, but I like lame jokes. Plus I thought number 3 was very clever.

Jimbob2005
05-18-2005, 10:16 AM
Hmmm...TheUnholyBrightMinger...clever, quite clever...

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:20 AM
Hmm...

What do you call Dave when he sings like Marilyn Manson (or insert goth singer here, I don't know many)?

TheUnholyGothSinger

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 10:22 AM
That kinda sucked.

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:24 AM
That kinda sucked.


You said you liked lame jokes, therefore I produced a lame joke.

Jimbob2005
05-18-2005, 10:27 AM
A better one...

What do you call TUNB who wears lots of jewellery?
TheUnholyRightBlinger!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 10:28 AM
Nah. I still think TheUnholyBrightMinger was better.

Jimbob2005
05-18-2005, 10:29 AM
Damn... that can't be beaten... oh well, nothing beats TheUnholyBrightMinger

JohnnyNemesis
05-18-2005, 10:29 AM
I sorta kinda liked that one, JimBob.

Jimbob2005
05-18-2005, 10:30 AM
I sorta kinda liked that one, JimBob.
Really? Thankyou.

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:31 AM
A better one...

What do you call TUNB who wears lots of jewellery?
TheUnholyRightBlinger!

I like that one

What do you call TUNB when he impersonates Telekinesis

TheUnworldlyShiteTalker

Vera
05-18-2005, 10:32 AM
How many TheUnholyNightBringers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Jimbob2005
05-18-2005, 10:33 AM
How many TheUnholyNightBringers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Er... dunno... is there meant to be a joke in that?

Dirk Lance
05-18-2005, 12:18 PM
But I like lame jokes.
Uhm... how about this then?

What do you call a rabid TUNB?
TheUnholyHumanExperiment

They'll find a cure, UnholyGuineaPig

At the expence of your life!!

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 12:41 PM
What do you call TUNB when he's a aeronautics nut?

TheUnfailingKiteFlier

Vera
05-18-2005, 12:58 PM
LOLZzzz

Who was Dave in teh Matrix?

TheUnholySpoonBender


Lolllolololololloolololo1!11!!!1111111!!!111

Camilamazed
05-18-2005, 01:24 PM
I thought it was another of those lame threads but it turned out to be funny :D

GreenTerror
05-18-2005, 02:14 PM
Why does everyone suddenly hate poor David?

0r4ng3
05-18-2005, 02:22 PM
We don't hate him, we're just making jokes involving his username. There's a difference, right?

Jimbob2005
05-18-2005, 04:01 PM
We don't hate him, we're just making jokes involving his username. There's a difference, right?
Yes, it is all harmless tongue in cheek. We're not insulting the dude.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 05:04 PM
TheUnholyBrightMinger is still the best!

coke_a_holic
05-18-2005, 06:58 PM
What do you call TUNB if he wants to beat you up?
TheUnholyFightBringer

What do you call TUNB if he is almost dead?
TheUnholyMightLinger

Ahahahaha... I am so depressed...

ruroken
05-18-2005, 07:30 PM
What do you call a deprssed TUNB?
TheUnholyAtkinsDieter

What do you call TUNB before he kills you?
TheUnholyDeathbringer

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 07:31 PM
TheUnholyBrightMinger still hasn't been beaten.

ruroken
05-18-2005, 07:35 PM
What do you call TUNB when he's drunk?
TheUnholyWastedHobo

MWA-... um...

What do you call TUNB before he dies?
TheNowHolyDeadGuy

I got it!!!

What do you call TUNB when he's retarded?
His imposter. :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 07:37 PM
Seriously, stop.

0r4ng3
05-18-2005, 07:39 PM
What do you call TUNB with a flashlight?
TheUnholyLightBringer

Hmm, it sounded better before I typed it.

ruroken
05-18-2005, 07:39 PM
Seriously, stop.
No way, I've got a challenge. I must win. Hmm................

What do you call TUNB when he's naked?
TheUnholyThinkingMan

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 07:40 PM
Seriously, STOP.