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Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 07:25 AM
discuss............

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 07:37 AM
discuss............
haha, not again.

i dunno any chicks on the board, okay maybe 1or 2. i'm new...

:p

voodoomagik
05-19-2005, 07:44 AM
i would fuck tripboy till he would scream he loves asians and jews....

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 07:50 AM
Vicky is pretty hot... so is JoY.

Jimbob2005
05-19-2005, 07:51 AM
JoY
Sunny
The Goddess
The Hula Chick
Izie
Crazy Offspring Gal

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 07:54 AM
yeah The goddess and Hula chick are bonable.

Jimbob2005
05-19-2005, 07:55 AM
yeah The goddess and Hula chick are bonable.
I dunno about banging COG as she is quite young, but she is a fine girl, believe me.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 07:58 AM
yeah she's 15... I'l give her a year.

voodoomagik
05-19-2005, 07:59 AM
god dammit if i wud fuck her i would fucking go to prison....

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:00 AM
yeah she's 15... I'l give her a year.
hahaha, u can still go to jail dude. :)

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:00 AM
yeah but she is legal to bone when she's 16.

Jimbob2005
05-19-2005, 08:00 AM
She's year 10, and I am normally "pushing the boundaries" to want to go out with a year 10 as they tend to be two years younger, a LITTLE too young for me :( (I am in year 12, 16 years and I will be 17 in July), but I still wouldn't say no, I suppose.

voodoomagik
05-19-2005, 08:01 AM
yeah but they all thousand km away *million miles away* - can't really reach em. heh
i have a huge rod....

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:02 AM
meh I'm 18 soon... I don't care as long as its legal..

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:02 AM
yeah but she is legal to bone when she's 16.
no dude, it's 18, at least here it is...

uk is also EU - they should have the same "standards"

LOL - voodoo, can't be THAT long, hahaha

defyuk
05-19-2005, 08:03 AM
i think we need sum pictures of the ladies on the board here to decide. i don't know any! :(

crazy_offspring_gal
05-19-2005, 08:03 AM
A up people! *tut tut* :D
well what can i say.....im flatterd :rolleyes:
and also at least you know who the responsible guys are on here. :)

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:04 AM
isn't it wierd that neither or them replied to this thread.

even though some are online, and i BET they saw it, hehe :D

Edit: OH SHIT

pwnd...

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:05 AM
no dude, it's 18, at least here it is...

uk is also EU - they should have the same "standards"

LOL - voodoo, can't be THAT long, hahaha

yeah but we can't wait to be 18. we have to bone it when it is ripe.

defyuk
05-19-2005, 08:05 AM
crazy offspring gal when she turns 16! ;) tho still may be a bit young for me!

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:07 AM
Oh SHIT!!

i was clicking everywhere to close the window..

well, uhm.. they invented bags for a reason

Ellie
05-19-2005, 08:09 AM
I'd like to bang you all over the head with a hammer.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:09 AM
well she looks hot in her av.

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:10 AM
well she looks hot in her av.
yup, cuz it's small :)


anyway.

voodoomagik
05-19-2005, 08:12 AM
Oh SHIT!!

i was clicking everywhere to close the window..

well, uhm.. they invented bags for a reason
don't be cruel..... :p

Jimbob2005
05-19-2005, 08:13 AM
Hula Chick is a fine girl to me.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:13 AM
I'd still bang it.

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:14 AM
don't be cruel..... :p
was kiddin dude...:D

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:17 AM
I'm a fan of Vicky. I haven't seen her in a while though.

voodoomagik
05-19-2005, 08:17 AM
Hula Chick is a fine girl to me.

I'd still bang it.
there you go....

TheHulaChick
05-19-2005, 08:23 AM
well she looks hot in her av.


yup, cuz it's small :)


anyway.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/TheHulaChick/apic.jpg

There you go c0d3r.

Jimbob2005
05-19-2005, 08:25 AM
Mmmm...I like that pic of you babe!

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:27 AM
much better :)

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:28 AM
yeah, I'd give it a bang.

TheHulaChick
05-19-2005, 08:41 AM
much better :)

Thanks, and I give my sincere apologies for posting the other pic which wasn't very flattering.

*Rolls eyes*

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 09:10 AM
c0d3r, you're a scumbag who deserves death.

As far as who I'd bang on this board? EVERY SINGLE MEMBER. YES, MALE, FEMALE, EVEN THOSE WITH NO POSTS! I'D BAND EVERYONE!!!

wheelchairman
05-19-2005, 09:19 AM
c0d3r, you're a scumbag who deserves death.

As far as who I'd bang on this board? EVERY SINGLE MEMBER. YES, MALE, FEMALE, EVEN THOSE WITH NO POSTS! I'D BAND EVERYONE!!!
Well I'm glad to be included in somebody's list. *pats Johnny's ass.*

Guest ( no pm's )
05-19-2005, 09:22 AM
johnnynemesis made the understatement of the century :

Flexing Wings
05-19-2005, 09:37 AM
Depends... Is Dexter on the members list? And don't judge me, why the fuck not is all i say. You just wish you said it.

...And even if you're a guy. You would, don't lie, it's futile... I KNOW.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 09:40 AM
I'm adding Inshane to it. She's hot.

Diamond Dee
05-19-2005, 09:44 AM
I'd have to say none.

livingdeadgirl
05-19-2005, 10:15 AM
MAD GUY!!! all the way!!

Jack the Tripper
05-19-2005, 03:42 PM
ThE GoDdEsS

the_GoDdEsS
05-19-2005, 03:53 PM
Nobody would bang you Jack, prostitutes would refuse your money.

Word to that. *clinks glasses*

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:00 PM
geeze, what a bitch. He gave you a compliment and you just shot him down.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:02 PM
easy for you to say.

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 04:03 PM
Being considered worthy of a "bang" is not a compliment. It's actually pretty fuckin' disrespectful.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:04 PM
Hearing that Jack the Tripper wants to fuck you is like having maggots crawl across your naked skin. You obviously don't know anything about women and never will, and your opinion is completely uneccessary. End your life.

yeah, because I don't know who Jack is means I know nouthing about women.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:06 PM
Being considered worthy of a "bang" is not a compliment. It's actually pretty fuckin' disrespectful.


I'm not gunna win this one so it's pointless arguing.

the_GoDdEsS
05-19-2005, 04:07 PM
Being considered worthy of a "bang" is not a compliment. It's actually pretty fuckin' disrespectful.

I was about to say something along those lines.

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 04:08 PM
I'm not gunna win this one so it's pointless arguing.

You're not going to win this one because you're wrong.

Just a Girl
05-19-2005, 04:08 PM
i'd still bang the both of you though

RXP
05-19-2005, 04:08 PM
Banging is over-rated. I'd prefer a handy from Ninth.

RXP
05-19-2005, 04:08 PM
i'd still bang the both of you though

Film you and the godess for my masturbatory plesure pls. thx.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:09 PM
that's all you're going to get.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:20 PM
I was replying to your earlier post.


but thanks though.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:33 PM
I'm not virgin though so I can't die as one... unless I go back in time and die in the process.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:38 PM
a shag is a shag.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 04:49 PM
haha


yep

sitdyneshelagh
05-19-2005, 04:59 PM
i'd rather be impregnated by an ocelot

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 05:10 PM
Oh SHIT!!

i was clicking everywhere to close the window..

well, uhm.. they invented bags for a reason

You shut the fuck up, you worthless piece of shit. Verity is a beautiful person. I hope you run underneath a combine harvester once you realise how pathetic and worthless you are.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:19 PM
Shame on all of you :rolleyes:

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 05:19 PM
I'd bang Camila.

No longer shame on me.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:22 PM
she looks like that bird that was in big brother that time... but it's just that photo.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:23 PM
she looks like that bird that was in big brother that time... but it's just that photo.

Me?????? If so , I want proofs :D

Jackish
05-19-2005, 05:27 PM
Shame on all of you :rolleyes:

You summed that up pretty well.

This topics reached new heights of patheticness.

That picture of the goddess is barely bigger than a stamp, yet your all over her like you've never seen a woman before!

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:27 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/uk_big_brother_housemates/img/8.jpg

I'm not sure if you do look like her... but you do in that picture.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 05:28 PM
Holy fuck, I see what you mean.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:30 PM
Holy fuck, I see what you mean.

I'm glad you do. I keep on thinking of her whenever I see Camila's avatar.

Jackish
05-19-2005, 05:30 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/uk_big_brother_housemates/img/8.jpg

I'm not sure if you do look like her... but you do in that picture.

Not that any of you will give a shite a few of my friends met her and her bloke (also from big brother) on a shitty train back from Luton. I say met, basically pointed at and took a picture of her, while she pretended she never saw the camera.

People say she looks like a shark.. Kinda harsh, maybe its jealousy or something! But i see what they mean, kinda... sharp features.

sitdyneshelagh
05-19-2005, 05:30 PM
Haha, it's Michelle pet. Weeth tha receedun heyuhleeyun leek! That's not much of a compliment, whoever said she resembles that bunny boiler.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:31 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/uk_big_brother_housemates/img/8.jpg

I'm not sure if you do look like her... but you do in that picture.

Nah... I'm more beautiful than her hehe :D


Originally Posted by Jackish
That picture of the goddess is barely bigger than a stamp, yet your all over her like you've never seen a woman before!

Didin't get that hehe

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:32 PM
Holy fuck, I see what you mean.

You could explain then ;)

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:32 PM
Yeah, I watched that big brother... I'm pretty sad.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:33 PM
I fucking hate Big Brother..... Never seen such stupid thing on TV

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:36 PM
I fucking hate Big Brother..... Never seen such stupid thing on TV

You haven't seen "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 05:37 PM
You haven't seen "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"

I'm a cult fan of that programme. Call me sad, I care not.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:38 PM
What's that Tv show like???? Nothing can be worse than BB

Jackish
05-19-2005, 05:39 PM
What about that celebrity love island? :D

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:40 PM
I agree with Camila 100% and want to bear her children.

:eek:

I'm shocked.....

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:40 PM
anything with celebritys in it sucks.

they are not aloud to fuck of that love island.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:41 PM
Those kinda tv shows make me sick......

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 05:42 PM
I'd bang Cammy too

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:42 PM
Well I'm going to go now. BAH!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 05:43 PM
Less TV, more bangin'.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 05:44 PM
oh before I go I want to say...




and people think my threads suck, It's on page 11.

Jackish
05-19-2005, 05:44 PM
New series of big brother in, 8 days... Oh the shame.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 05:45 PM
oh before I go I want to say...




and people think my threads suck, It's on page 11.

Page 3 for me.

omg, Page 3! pr0n, lolz!

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 05:46 PM
I'd bang Cammy too

Cammy looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus

Jackish
05-19-2005, 05:46 PM
Page 3 for me.

omg, Page 3! pr0n, lolz!

Same!!!!!!!111111111111111111

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 05:47 PM
Cammy looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus

She also doesn't have a penis. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8037) Apparently not your type.

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 05:48 PM
She also doesn't have a penis. Apparently not your type.

Not my type at all!!

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:49 PM
Cammy looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus
Who the hell is that?????? :confused:

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 05:49 PM
It doesn't matter. I'd bang you!

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 05:50 PM
Who the hell is that?????? :confused:

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/snuffleupagus/snuffleupagus.jpg

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 05:51 PM
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/snuffleupagus/snuffleupagus.jpg

Oh MY God :eek:

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 06:13 PM
Mr. Snuffleupagus is cool, Cammy looks nothing like him, I'd do Cammy.

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 06:14 PM
Mr. Snuffleupagus is cool, Cammy looks nothing like him, I'd do Cammy.

You'd do anything warm horny fucker.

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 06:16 PM
Including your mother.

Haha scoooore!

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 06:16 PM
Including your mother.

Haha scoooore!

Dude, my mom's hot as shit. Thats a given.

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2005, 06:17 PM
You fuck her too?

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 06:18 PM
You fuck her too?
Nah....he wouldn't bang even a sheep :rolleyes:

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 06:19 PM
Nah....he wouldn't bang even a sheep :rolleyes:

Fuck ya I would Snuffles.

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 06:20 PM
I'd hit Mr. Snuffleupagus.

You like the hairy ones eh?

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 06:21 PM
Fuck ya I would Snuffles.
I'm sure you wouldn't...... Sheeps would run away from you haha :p

FoodForThought
05-19-2005, 06:22 PM
I'm sure you wouldn't...... Sheeps would run away from you haha :p

I'm in shock :eek: being as corny as I am, that was fucking terrible.

bd007h
05-19-2005, 06:29 PM
Just A Girl, Sunny, Sixpence. There are plenty of good looking girls on here, unfortunately some are a little young for me (Adriann, PunkAngel, etc.)

ThatOneGuy123
05-19-2005, 06:30 PM
David will always be the girl I banged behind the 711.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:31 PM
As I recall it, you couldn't.. let's say.. stand up like a man?

ThatOneGuy123
05-19-2005, 06:33 PM
Well you never got all hot t'ill I said "Lets piss in the slushie machine after this.".

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:34 PM
I was never hot. Don't flatter yourself, big boy.

ThatOneGuy123
05-19-2005, 06:38 PM
Oh well as I remember you screamed "JEREMY OMG!!!!" so loud the police came.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:39 PM
Dude, stop being such a fag.

ThatOneGuy123
05-19-2005, 06:42 PM
Yeah I know man Im just fucking you I mean fuckin with you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:43 PM
Yeah I know man Im just fucking you I mean fuckin with you.

Racist .

ThatOneGuy123
05-19-2005, 06:44 PM
Racist? No Im German,Polish,and Irish.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:45 PM
Dude, I'm kidding. You're a racist fag for not realising, though.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 06:52 PM
Knowck it off you both or Cammy is going to lock you together in a room and hide the key :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:53 PM
Ah Camila, surely you know I jest.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 06:54 PM
So do I :p

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 06:56 PM
Then all is happy in the world. Let's go play golf.

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 06:59 PM
Then all is happy in the world. Let's go play golf.
Agreed haha :D

Jack the Tripper
05-19-2005, 07:47 PM
Nobody would bang you Jack, prostitutes would refuse your money.
too late. I've already had sex with my fiance many times.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 07:48 PM
Or alternatively, you're 11, have a cherry, and no fiancee.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-20-2005, 03:00 AM
Page 3 for me.

omg, Page 3! pr0n, lolz!


that post is on page 9 now... I think tripboy got deleted.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-20-2005, 03:06 AM
yeah, ok whatever. Why did you get deleted? Is it because you are a batty boy?

neocon58
05-20-2005, 03:27 AM
JoY
Sunny
The Goddess
Izie
Crazy Offspring Gal

Skip91
05-20-2005, 05:18 AM
For....

a) Posting pictures of Linda.
b) Posting pictures of an aborted feotus.
c) Posting pictures of The Goatse Man.
d) Posting pictures of TubGirl.
e) Posting pictures of Lemonparty.org.
f) Posting pictures of dead Auschwitz Jews.
g) Posting pictures of Amon Gth in a favourable light.
h) Posting pictures of anti-Asian propaganda.
i) Posting pictures of anti-Jewish propaganda.
j) Posting pictures of a dead suicide.
k) Making racist statements.
l) Making sexist statements.
m) Making insulting statements.
n) Encouraging suicide.

Take your pick.

whoa
And weren't you one of the board's legends?

Skip91
05-20-2005, 06:21 AM
yeah i guess so
so is it administrators who ban people?

_ߥ_vil_
05-20-2005, 10:28 AM
Well, i cannot say....I will not say * Ahem* Kym!!!! *Ahem*

Kym aka COG is Hawt!!!!!

crazy_offspring_gal
05-20-2005, 11:13 AM
Well, i cannot say....I will not say * Ahem* Kym!!!! *Ahem*

Kym aka COG is Hawt!!!!!
hehe now now! :D :p

notoriousdoc
05-20-2005, 12:51 PM
Kim *cough*

Drawer Guy Nanashi
05-20-2005, 01:24 PM
Somebody say me. Please?

Punky Dudess
05-20-2005, 01:29 PM
What do you look like?

Camilamazed
05-20-2005, 01:38 PM
I agree with Adriann :D

cowbell
05-20-2005, 02:56 PM
What do you look like?
I like that answer :D


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Drawer_Guy/chibidgn.gif

But that's chibi... and a drawing...

bd007h
05-20-2005, 03:26 PM
I guess I'm not bangable. Oh well.

irishpunkrockgirl
05-20-2005, 04:07 PM
hey! my names not here.

Aimeht
05-20-2005, 04:09 PM
hey! my names not here.
Surprises me as well. These guys don't need a pic, they'll bang everyone.

irishpunkrockgirl
05-20-2005, 04:12 PM
horny bastards

crazy_offspring_gal
05-20-2005, 04:14 PM
hey! my names not here.
mine is! its poped uo a few times :D :rolleyes:

Aimeht: Yes i totally agree with you!!!

Aimeht
05-20-2005, 04:19 PM
*yay* sad but true. i also feel about left out.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-20-2005, 06:55 PM
Oh, I suppose I'd better give an answer.

Izie
The Goddess
Bella
Adriann, were she older
Tizzalicious
TheHulaChick

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 08:56 PM
Post pictures and if you're hot enough even guys would bang you.

What's funny is that only guys wanna bang me

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 09:02 PM
I wanna bang you.

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Repeatedly, I hope.

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 09:19 PM
Repeatedly, I hope.

No, just once. Then you're a notch on my belt and I can sneak out of the house in the middle of the night and never call you back. Meanwhiles I'll be posting on the board "OMGZ0Z I BALLED RICKY! I T3H PIMP!"

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 09:38 PM
No, just once. Then you're a notch on my belt and I can sneak out of the house in the middle of the night and never call you back. Meanwhiles I'll be posting on the board "OMGZ0Z I BALLED RICKY! I T3H PIMP!"

That makes it official! You've mastered the arts of trickin' and ho-in', and your pimp juice is extra greasy. What does that mean? You have true PIMP skills.

I have my guys working on one of these for you:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/JohnnyNemesis/PimpGobleet.jpg

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 09:43 PM
Finally, somethin to drink my Remi Martin out of. Get me one of those rings that goes across four fingers and spells out PIMP in cubic zirconiums too?

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 09:46 PM
There's a Pimpette one, right?

Psh, why do you wanna know? You aint no Pimpette, girl! You're only now reaching "playette" status!


Finally, somethin to drink my Remi Martin out of. Get me one of those rings that goes across four fingers and spells out PIMP in cubic zirconiums too?

Indeed; and if you leave your pimp cane at home, it's perfectly acceptable to knock fools (and hoes, naturally) over the head with that pimp goblet. Oh, and the four-finger ring is packaged with the tophat that's already been sent.

ruroken
05-20-2005, 09:52 PM
I'm reaching "Apoalypse Bringer" status soon, right? :p

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 09:54 PM
Psh, why do you wanna know? You aint no Pimpette, girl! You're only now reaching "playette" status!

She's still a long way from "playette". She still ain't nothin but a dirty ho'ette in my gold-plated jewel-encrusted roladex


Indeed; and if you leave your pimp cane at home, it's perfectly acceptable to knock fools (and hoes, naturally) over the head with that pimp goblet. Oh, and the four-finger ring is packaged with the tophat that's already been sent.

Hmmm, knockin hoes about with a pimp goblet, eh? Well, on the days I leave my pimp cane at home I usually go with the tried and true red hot crack-pipe burn. But I'm always willing to work on my styles. I'll give it a try.

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 09:55 PM
I'm reaching "Apoalypse Bringer" status soon, right? :p

Your mother won't give you permission to bring the Apocalypse. :(

ruroken
05-20-2005, 09:57 PM
Your mother won't give you permission to bring the Apocalypse. :(
" :( " Indeed. :(

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 09:57 PM
Well, on the days I leave my pimp cane at home I usually go with the tried and true red hot crack-pipe burn. But I'm always willing to work on my styles. I'll give it a try.

Righteous! Pimps are always open to new techniques. I'm sure you'll excel, as you've been pimping in other ways for much time now.


Your mother won't give you permission to bring the Apocalypse.
Holy shit, that one split me in half.

ruroken
05-20-2005, 09:59 PM
Righteous! Pimps are always open to new techniques. I'm sure you'll excel, as you've been pimping in other ways for much time now.


Holy shit, that one split me in half.
It did to me, too! He's great sometimes. Other times he's just harsh.

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 09:59 PM
Holy shit, that one split me in half.

I've got somethin else in these leather pimp pants capable of splitting you in half.

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 10:02 PM
How you keep all that packaged in tight leather is beyond me.

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 10:04 PM
Ice and talculm powder.

Or did you not really wanna know that?

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 10:08 PM
I did, I did. Nice strategy. Do you use that stuff when you're cramming it into other tight areas as well?

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 10:12 PM
No, I'll use lube for that.

I assume you mean your tight areas, right?

ruroken
05-20-2005, 10:13 PM
She would if it meant him dying.
You're now officially a dumbass. Good day.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Drawer_Guy/chibidgn.gif

Sin Studly
05-20-2005, 10:13 PM
You're now officially a dumbass. Good day.

Pot.Kettle.Black.

JoY
05-21-2005, 05:18 AM
oh my.. I was mentioned. XP

Sim. (you're magnetic!)
Ricky. (..like you didn't see that one coming)
Vlad. (he's hot sex)
Per. (because we all know; there's something about Per)

& I won't mention more extremely hawt people, because my reputation is at stake.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 05:20 AM
Just for that I'm changing the name on my ballad and recycling it for use on some other naive young girl.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 10:22 AM
Everyone here is ugly.!

Jimbob2005
05-21-2005, 10:23 AM
Everyone here is ugly.!
If you stopped living, it would solve that pathetic dislike of yours.

JoY
05-21-2005, 10:33 AM
Just for that I'm changing the name on my ballad and recycling it for use on some other naive young girl.
I considered you. you -are- sexually attractive to me, pretty much, yeah. (you may have noticed) but fucking you would involve too much complicatedness. yes, you can be complicated.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 10:39 AM
Complicated? Woah! The only chicks who've ever called me complicated are the fat slags I refuse to ball, and that's only cause they don't wanna admit that they're too ugly even for a guy whose drunk 70cl of vodka.

I need explanation now, I've always considered myself to be one simple bastard. This is awesome, now I feel like I'm one of those... guys... with like.... "facets"... in his personality? Y'know?

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2005, 10:52 AM
I'm afraid my fragile ego is deflating slowly. If the two of you could continue gushing over my hotness and the horribly sinful things you'd each do to me, that'd be awesome! *thumbs up*


Everyone here is ugly.!
Wanna fuck?

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 10:55 AM
You + Me + Bella + Simma + Hot tub + Black Absinthe + Methamphetamine + Lubricant + Whipped Cream + Furry Handcuffs. I'll leave the rest up to your sick imagination, as I'm sure it can get a lot more explicit than mere words can.

JoY
05-21-2005, 10:59 AM
in a lot of ways, you are like Vlad. you act indifferent & frankly I'm pretty sure that when it comes to a lot of things, you both are as indifferent as can be. kind of stoic, almost. but there are things about you, that make you seem somewhat mentally unstable. I should say "were". there -were- things about you... your posts & entire behaviour seem more realistic now. you seem more mature or 'wise', than you did. this is almost sounding insulting, when it's meant the other way around.

maybe it's just that I feel your personality sucks in people. sounds awfully strange & I don't even know how to describe it. but you are able to change a person & that makes you too complicated.

I guess that last explanation makes -me- look mentally unstable. *grins* whatever. for what it's worth; you -are- a guy with 'facets' in his personality.

JoY
05-21-2005, 11:01 AM
You + Me + Bella + Simma + Hot tub + Black Absinthe + Methamphetamine + Lubricant + Whipped Cream + Furry Handcuffs. I'll leave the rest up to your sick imagination, as I'm sure it can get a lot more explicit than mere words can.
oh fuck. my imagination is going wild with that one.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2005, 11:03 AM
You + Me + Bella + Simma + Hot tub + Black Absinthe + Methamphetamine + Lubricant + Whipped Cream + Furry Handcuffs. I'll leave the rest up to your sick imagination, as I'm sure it can get a lot more explicit than mere words can.
Add ice cubes, a riding crop, and some blindfolds, and my imagination is going just as wild as Isa Isa's is right now.

the_GoDdEsS
05-21-2005, 11:05 AM
Add incense and candles to all those things and all three of you are in my panties already. <3

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 11:10 AM
Joy, makes sense. But if anyone else asks, I'm stoic and indifferent.

Let's add video cameras and a doggy leash.

the_GoDdEsS
05-21-2005, 11:13 AM
Joy, makes sense. But if anyone else asks, I'm stoic and indifferent.

Let's add video cameras and a doggy leash.

Doggy leash is MINE!

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 12:12 PM
Fine, you can be the submissive lil doggy if you really want.

the_GoDdEsS
05-21-2005, 12:27 PM
No, I'm gonna walk you on a leash into the hot tub.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2005, 12:27 PM
Ideally, you'd both be on all fours, leash or no leash.

Just a Girl
05-21-2005, 01:29 PM
can i watch? i promise to be very quiet and not interrupt or ruin it in any way *hides*

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2005, 01:31 PM
If the four of us see YOU in the room, I get the feeling that we'll be upset if you don't interrupt.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 01:33 PM
hey I'm here!

what did I miss?

notoriousdoc
05-21-2005, 01:35 PM
COG, she's so hot

original_psycho
05-21-2005, 02:19 PM
i am hot enough for myself so i'd bang myself.

c0d3r
05-21-2005, 02:21 PM
i am hot enough for myself so i'd bang myself.
nasty.

"The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters." - DIE!

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 02:24 PM
If the four of us see YOU in the room, I get the feeling that we'll be upset if you don't interrupt.

I need to see a pic before I can back that statement up, although I figure if Ricky says so ; It's true.

Just a Girl
05-21-2005, 02:39 PM
If the four of us see YOU in the room, I get the feeling that we'll be upset if you don't interrupt.

*blushes*

meh, trip, there's one somewhere in photo album. it was brought up again quite recently. but i doubt a stud like you has time to check :p

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 02:42 PM
A stud like me doesn't. Post it here, or be refused access to our superhawt orgy.

And guys, I think we should include a big 14-inch dagger.

the_GoDdEsS
05-21-2005, 02:44 PM
And guys, I think we should include a big 14-inch dagger.

*off to change my panties*

notoriousdoc
05-21-2005, 02:45 PM
i am hot enough for myself so i'd bang myself.

Yes you are hot baby

Just a Girl
05-21-2005, 02:45 PM
i will PM it to you, to avoid becoming a photo whore and posting pictures in unnecessary places

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 02:50 PM
haha that made me laugh.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 02:53 PM
i will PM it to you, to avoid becoming a photo whore and posting pictures in unnecessary places

If your body is as good as your face and hair, you can join... as long as it's okay with Bella and Simmeh.

original_psycho
05-21-2005, 02:55 PM
Yes you are hot baby
yes, i am. too hot for you even. phhhhht.

Just a Girl
05-21-2005, 02:56 PM
If your body is as good as your face and hair, you can join... as long as it's okay with Bella and Simmeh.

woo. two down, two to go. *awaits orgy-joining assessment*

ThrashedThrasher
05-21-2005, 02:56 PM
Nobody on here is bangable in my opinion...all the bangable board members belong to the Dope board...

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 03:15 PM
I've seen your pictures, ThrashedThrasher... I'd rather fuck a food processor than you. And yeah, this board has some people so sexy you wouldn't believe they're not in HollyWood.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 03:19 PM
Hollywood is the breeding ground for assholes.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 03:30 PM
Assholes are still worth fucking, you just have to use lube.

ThrashedThrasher
05-21-2005, 03:33 PM
I've seen your pictures, ThrashedThrasher... I'd rather fuck a food processor than you. And yeah, this board has some people so sexy you wouldn't believe they're not in HollyWood.

LMAO! That was really lame.

I don't care about your opinion, everyone's seen my pictures and most people I guarantee, agree with you.

To you people, the others on this board may be attractive, but none of them are within my liking, therefore I said what I said.

Koobie
05-21-2005, 03:56 PM
i'd just masturbate. at least i'd be having sex with someone i love.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 05:01 PM
LMAO! That was really lame.

I don't care about your opinion, everyone's seen my pictures and most people I guarantee, agree with you.

To you people, the others on this board may be attractive, but none of them are within my liking, therefore I said what I said.

Nobody likes you.

punkangel
05-21-2005, 05:05 PM
Turbonegro.



I would bang him and TheUnholyNightbringer...hottie!

Brines
05-21-2005, 06:10 PM
I'd bang everyone except punkangel.

bd007h
05-21-2005, 09:04 PM
I guess I'm unbangable :confused:

notoriousdoc
05-22-2005, 01:57 AM
I'd bang Adriann

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 09:20 AM
I bump because... well... you can guess why...

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2005, 09:32 AM
You can have Unholy, stay away from turbo.

Ouch. I'm hurtin'.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2005, 09:34 AM
Just one ?

dirty_magic
06-20-2005, 10:07 AM
it seems as thought girls are seen in this forum as objects of lust and obviously have no feelings to many of you! and who would you bang?! what sorta idea is that, maybe a disrespectful one drept up by someone single horny and wanting a bit of cyber fun with some girls who hes only ever going to see a picture of!

and have you noticed that its only really guys who have posted who they want to bang?! shows how shallow us guys can be doesnt it! maybe some people should learn that the way to pull a girl or even just get to know her isnt gonna happen by saying "ooo yeah you are fit fancy a quick bang?!"

therefore this thread is very sexist and pointless

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:07 AM
*bump *

ShadowPyro
06-20-2005, 10:10 AM
it seems as thought girls are seen in this forum as objects of lust and obviously have no feelings to many of you! and who would you bang?! what sorta idea is that, maybe a disrespectful one drept up by someone single horny and wanting a bit of cyber fun with some girls who hes only ever going to see a picture of!

and have you noticed that its only really guys who have posted who they want to bang?! shows how shallow us guys can be doesnt it! maybe some people should learn that the way to pull a girl or even just get to know her isnt gonna happen by saying "ooo yeah you are fit fancy a quick bang?!"

therefore this thread is very sexist and pointless
That is the first comment from you that I will agree to.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:28 AM
*bump *

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:38 AM
For fuck's sake...

Mota Boy
06-20-2005, 10:39 AM
I bump because... well... you can guess why...
You're pathetic? Cut this shit out.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:41 AM
NEVER!! Not until I get a fucking mention!!!!

dirty_magic
06-20-2005, 10:46 AM
whats all this bumping about?!

Punky Dudess
06-20-2005, 10:48 AM
NEVER!! Not until I get a fucking mention!!!!


wouldn't it make sense for you to mention someone?

Just a Girl
06-20-2005, 10:57 AM
it seems as thought girls are seen in this forum as objects of lust and obviously have no feelings to many of you! and who would you bang?! what sorta idea is that, maybe a disrespectful one drept up by someone single horny and wanting a bit of cyber fun with some girls who hes only ever going to see a picture of!

and have you noticed that its only really guys who have posted who they want to bang?! shows how shallow us guys can be doesnt it! maybe some people should learn that the way to pull a girl or even just get to know her isnt gonna happen by saying "ooo yeah you are fit fancy a quick bang?!"

therefore this thread is very sexist and pointless


i don't see how this thread is sexist. the original question was 'what board member would you bang?' and it isn't just guys who have answered. less girls answering doesn't make a post sexist. and what about the girls who have posted? aren't they sexist? shouldn't they be learning that the way to pull a guy isn't by saying 'fancy a quick bang?' (i realise the last point may be invalid as sex with a stranger appears to be the ultimate male fantasy)

also, the whole 'getting to know people' point is not really valid. i don't think anyone on here is actually looking to start a relationship with people they've mentioned. most people have simply mentioned people they're already relatively friendly with, and who they have already made clear they find attractive. and so, because they're generally already friends, no-one's offended. apart from the people who didn't get mentioned by people they listed. basically, this is yet another post in which people list who they find attractive.

i'd make a list, but my brain is dead. if i've ever said you're attractive, you can just assume i'd bang you.

dirty_magic
06-20-2005, 11:04 AM
i don't see how this thread is sexist. the original question was 'what board member would you bang?' and it isn't just guys who have answered. less girls answering doesn't make a post sexist. and what about the girls who have posted? aren't they sexist? shouldn't they be learning that the way to pull a guy isn't by saying 'fancy a quick bang?' (i realise the last point may be invalid as sex with a stranger appears to be the ultimate male fantasy)

also, the whole 'getting to know people' point is not really valid. i don't think anyone on here is actually looking to start a relationship with people they've mentioned. most people have simply mentioned people they're already relatively friendly with, and who they have already made clear they find attractive. and so, because they're generally already friends, no-one's offended. apart from the people who didn't get mentioned by people they listed. basically, this is yet another post in which people list who they find attractive.

i'd make a list, but my brain is dead. if i've ever said you're attractive, you can just assume i'd bang you.

i never said anyone was trying to start a relationship, seems that may be a bit hard on a forum doesnt it! and no girls shouldnt be learning that as they would pull a guy that way unless the guy wasnt your average male! yer but i could say mmm their pic is attractive and there would be no point, it doesnt achieve anything and yeah some people might be offended so all my points are still very valid!

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 11:46 AM
wouldn't it make sense for you to mention someone?
Wouldn't it make sense for you to mention me?!??!!

Punky Dudess
06-20-2005, 11:51 AM
jesus, fine!!


*clears throat* Ruroken, or morgan. whichever you prefer. :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2005, 11:51 AM
Not if she don't want to bang you, no.

EDIT: Late, and damn Sophie, that was forced.

Punky Dudess
06-20-2005, 12:00 PM
really? well, i don't always like saying that kinda thing first. i usually leave it to the dudes. :cool:

Mota Boy
06-20-2005, 12:37 PM
Looks like I guessed correctly the first time.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 12:53 PM
I'd "bang" Sophie and Sarah. :cool:

Just a Girl
06-20-2005, 12:56 PM
i never said anyone was trying to start a relationship, seems that may be a bit hard on a forum doesnt it! and no girls shouldnt be learning that as they would pull a guy that way unless the guy wasnt your average male! yer but i could say mmm their pic is attractive and there would be no point, it doesnt achieve anything and yeah some people might be offended so all my points are still very valid!

you said that people should learn that they won't pull a girl or even get to know her by saying 'fancy a quick shag?'. or something to that effect. by 'pull' you implied something more than friendship. i assumed you didn't mean they should try another method of getting a quick shag. so therefore i decided you meant relationship.

we know there's no point to compliments. we just like them.

and it's still not a sexist post just because more guys replied.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 12:57 PM
Mwahahaha!!!! :cool:

notoriousdoc
06-20-2005, 12:58 PM
???? cos I'm in gay love Harry Potter and that's as close as I can get

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 12:59 PM
What the fuck are you talking about? :confused:

dirty_magic
06-20-2005, 01:26 PM
you said that people should learn that they won't pull a girl or even get to know her by saying 'fancy a quick shag?'. or something to that effect. by 'pull' you implied something more than friendship. i assumed you didn't mean they should try another method of getting a quick shag. so therefore i decided you meant relationship.

we know there's no point to compliments. we just like them.

and it's still not a sexist post just because more guys replied.

yer i never said theres anything wrong with compliments i just dont believe that saying you wanna bang someone is a compliment, simple pointing out they are attractive would satisfy a compiment!

and yeah it is still sexist so dont argue with me!

Mota Boy
06-20-2005, 01:42 PM
You're a moron.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:29 PM
No one's going to get any less retarded just because you call them a retard.

dirty_magic
06-20-2005, 02:32 PM
That was one of the most moronic sequences of typed words ever. This thread isn't serious at all, and I doubt anybody here is actually trying to get laid.

Making you a fucking retard too.

never said it was fucking serious! just that fact it seems demeaning and pointless. "i want to bang you" cant be viewed as a compliment as it is viewed by many people

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:33 PM
This thread is great. :cool:

St. Jimmy
06-20-2005, 02:36 PM
i wont bang anyone, I dont know this very much.

original_psycho
06-20-2005, 02:51 PM
I wanna bang Rain Girl. She's hot.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:51 PM
I wanna bang Rain Girl. She's hot.
That's you.

original_psycho
06-20-2005, 02:56 PM
Yeah. So? She's still hot and bangable.

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 02:57 PM
Can we please let this thread die?

Just a Girl
06-20-2005, 02:59 PM
and yeah it is still sexist so dont argue with me!

does anyone else think this topic is sexist? and if so, can you explain it to me better than this person has?

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:59 PM
Why be bothered by it?

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 03:01 PM
does anyone else think this topic is sexist? and if so, can you explain it to me better than this person has?

Yes, I do. It can be very unsettling for some people.

Just a Girl
06-20-2005, 03:07 PM
hmmm. i don't want to tell you you're wrong, because i generally find you intelligent and i seem to remember that your posts have amused me. but i don't see how unsettling = sexist? last time i checked, sexist meant discrimination based on gender. i don't see that in this topic. i don't see that more guys replying makes this topic sexist.

ShadowPyro
06-20-2005, 03:10 PM
does anyone else think this topic is sexist? and if so, can you explain it to me better than this person has?
I don't think its sexist, I think im to young to be here. Lets leave it at that.

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 03:13 PM
i don't see that more guys replying makes this topic sexist.

That remark, alone, is sexist.

ShadowPyro
06-20-2005, 03:19 PM
That remark, alone, is sexist.
Honest question, how is that remark sexist?

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 03:28 PM
Honest question, how is that remark sexist?

I think I might have misread. I applied the comment to the recent discussion.

If it is applied to recent discussion, it is sexist because it is slightly inferring that guys aren't conscious of other's feelings.

If it is applied to the entire thread, it isn't sexist. This thread is about personal opinions. I just have an uncomfortable tendancy towards the thread.

Just a Girl
06-20-2005, 03:36 PM
i thought the guy who originally suggested that something to do with this topic was sexist was suggesting that the whole topic was sexist, and based this on the fact that more men had replied, therefore it was sexist against women. this is what i was questioning, because it's pure shit.

your point that suggesting men are less conscious of other's feelings is fair, but the comment about sexism that i was disagreeing with suggested sexism against women, which i see no evidence of.

i dislike how pompous and up myself i currently sound.