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Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:37 AM
I can't think of any right now so go ahead and post some up.

crazy_offspring_gal
05-19-2005, 08:38 AM
okey dokie - ned flanders style! :D

Chainsaw
05-19-2005, 08:38 AM
Doh !

Drawer Guy Nanashi
05-19-2005, 08:38 AM
I can't think of any right now so go ahead and post some up.
Could you die now? Your threads suck, so stop posting them.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:39 AM
my threads kick ass.

Drawer Guy Nanashi
05-19-2005, 08:40 AM
my threads kick ass.
No. They're pointless. Quote them in your room while crying or something.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:42 AM
quit your bitchin' you just signed up today...

Drawer Guy Nanashi
05-19-2005, 08:43 AM
quit your bitchin' you just signed up today...
Bullshit. I've been here since Febuary. I started this account a week ago. Dumbass.

c0d3r
05-19-2005, 08:44 AM
i know a lot of quotes but NOT from simpsons

here r some that came into my mind

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Life is a bitch, then you marry one.

Cancer cures smoking

Homosexuality is a pain in the arse!

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem

yeah.... that's what i kinda rememberd

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 08:47 AM
wow febuary.... big fucking deal. you've only just started posting and so far all your posts are lame.

irishpunkrockgirl
05-19-2005, 09:04 AM
i cant think of any now. my brain has just shut down.

nameless
05-19-2005, 07:18 PM
one in my sig! also,

marge: the plant called, they said if your not in tomorow, dont bother coming in on monday!

homer: woohoo, a four day weekend!


marge: homer why arent you at work?!

homer: i cant go in, they said if im late one more time im fired, i cant take that risk!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 07:26 PM
Any Simpsons quote mentioned by anybody has been done a thousand times. And anyway, 99% of quotes typed out aren't funny. You need the context of the quote, the tone, and the delivery.

Thus, I feel totally justified in saying this thread sucks and I recommend hanging.

0r4ng3
05-19-2005, 07:35 PM
How about more Family Guy quotes? I know there's a thread somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it.

Peter - Honey, are you still awake?
Stewie - What the deuce?!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 07:37 PM
Same goes for Family Guy, if not more.

0r4ng3
05-19-2005, 07:38 PM
I'm having a "stupid moment" currently. Just to make sure, are you a fan of Simpsons/Family Guy or not?

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-19-2005, 07:39 PM
Of course I am, I find them both very funny. But not when the jokes are just written down.

Drummerguy123
05-19-2005, 10:41 PM
Yeah, they are much funnier when spoken by Homer or Bart or something. But I've got one anyways...

"Plupid ploropope..."

Drawer Guy Nanashi
05-20-2005, 08:35 AM
Any Simpsons quote mentioned by anybody has been done a thousand times. And anyway, 99% of quotes typed out aren't funny. You need the context of the quote, the tone, and the delivery.

Thus, I feel totally justified in saying this thread sucks and I recommend hanging.
Like I said...

The Goth Guy
05-20-2005, 09:10 AM
From what Im seeing this thread is fucked...Febuary was like 4 months ago,thers no quotes (barely),and theres a bastard in here that has 7 posts and his ascting like a badass which he has no fucking right to because hes is a fucking newbie.

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 09:11 AM
-Post counts mean nothing.

-"Newbie" status means nothing.

-That's ruroken. He has like 4,000 posts total on his accounts.

The Goth Guy
05-20-2005, 09:16 AM
No Ricky you don't see the point

before you badmouth somebody you gotta have some hangtime in the BBS or you'll get ignored real quick.

He said he's only been on the forum for a week,you cant get 4,000 in a week.

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2005, 09:18 AM
He lied. He's only been around on the BBS on this name for a week. He's been on other names for a few months.

The Goth Guy
05-20-2005, 09:22 AM
Hmmm weird...Why has he moved to another name?

Punky Dudess
05-20-2005, 11:42 AM
"... can we get a source of that information?"

.... "a drunken yob... any names?"

"... I.P. Freely.. Grrrrrrrr!!!!!! :mad: "

Mannen som blev en gris
05-20-2005, 11:58 AM
Homer: -It's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.
Bart: -Isn't that usually the wrong way?
Homer: -Yes, but faster.

Punky Dudess
05-20-2005, 12:00 PM
"hi i'm Troy McClure..."

Mannen som blev en gris
05-20-2005, 12:04 PM
"Trying is the first step to failure..."

Punky Dudess
05-20-2005, 12:07 PM
Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Mentally_Challenged
05-20-2005, 12:07 PM
Homer: Ah, How I Love These Lazy Saturdays...
Marge: It's Wednesday Homer...
Homer: AHHH! :D

Punky Dudess
05-20-2005, 12:07 PM
Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

notoriousdoc
05-20-2005, 12:15 PM
To the tune of the Flintstones
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit as chestnut tree"

Drawer Guy Nanashi
05-20-2005, 01:18 PM
Bullshit. I've been here since Febuary. I started this account a week ago. Dumbass.
That's what I said. Yes, I'm ruroken. No, I didn't change names. I expected to say something else, but today is not a day in which the all-knowing one will make a mistake. I'm only taking a slight break from ruroken. Also, was it my avatar or did you already know the meaning of my first account?

StayInTheHouseCarl
05-21-2005, 02:06 PM
hullabalooza director- ok, who ordered the london symphony orchestra? possibly while high? cypress hill, im looking in your direction.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 02:14 PM
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 02:19 PM
Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 02:34 PM
before you badmouth somebody you gotta have some hangtime in the BBS or you'll get ignored real quick.

You're a fucking idiot, and the lack of respect you're shown has nothing to do with your Post Count or Join Date.

http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/goth.jpg

phoenix
05-21-2005, 04:05 PM
raccoons just think of them as cats with rabies

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 04:41 PM
"Homer, did you choke on another chicken bone?"
"Nope, same one."

StayInTheHouseCarl
05-21-2005, 05:23 PM
the critic : and you were the guy who didnt know if it was a pimple, or a boil.
homer: it was a gummy bear

homer:would you like a donut?
lisa: don't you have any fruit
homer: this one has purple inside. purple's a fruit.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:16 PM
"Ay, Caramba!!!!"

"Homer, how could you?!"

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:18 PM
do'h! nuts! yum..........doughnuts

-homer

homer's my favorite

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:22 PM
do'h! nuts! yum..........doughnuts

-homer

homer's my favorite

Idiot, he doesnt say "yum" he says "hmmmmm donuts..." You idiot! and its not do'h! its d'oh! and he never says nuts fool

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:24 PM
Idiot, he doesnt say "yum" he says "hmmmmm donuts..." You idiot! and its not do'h! its d'oh! and he never says nuts fool


I don't really care if I said it wrong...and it says on a cup that I have for my morning coffee

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:25 PM
I don't really care if I said it wrong...and it says on a cup that I have for my morning coffee

Was that your comeback?! WOAH!

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:26 PM
Was that your comeback?! WOAH!


I didn't give a comeback because I don't care

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:27 PM
I didn't give a comeback because I don't care

sure...thats why...sure...right...

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:27 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:axUXl1d2Hv0J:www.grinningplanet.com/2005/01-18/movie-joke-poster.gif

go there bitch!

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:28 PM
sure...thats why...sure...right...


yeah, you started this...as always

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:29 PM
yeah, you started this...as always

i have one thing to say SHUT UP!

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 07:30 PM
i have one thing to say and if you do have some logic in that noggin of yours you will understand this picture:

http://images.google.com/images?q=t...art_nirvana.jpg
The link doesn't work.

Brines
05-21-2005, 07:30 PM
angel, it's because you're fat.

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:30 PM
i have one thing to say SHUT UP!


you should because I was just peacefully posting and you just had to correct me making this into an argument

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:31 PM
The link doesn't work.


beat me to it

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:31 PM
angel, it's because you're fat.


DON'T BE CALLING ME FAT!
because I'm not

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:32 PM
DON'T BE CALLING ME FAT!
because I'm not

Hey fatty! fat fatty! ill disinflate u fatty! Fatty stop eating!

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:33 PM
Hey fatty! fat fatty! ill disinflate u fatty! Fatty stop eating!


stop saying that about yourself

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:34 PM
stop saying that about yourself
Shut the fuck up fatty!

Brines
05-21-2005, 07:35 PM
Worst comeback ever, sorry.

punkangel
05-21-2005, 07:39 PM
Worst comeback ever, sorry.


seriously, it gets old quickly

Brines
05-21-2005, 07:40 PM
Are you pregnant? Or just fat?

Homer
05-21-2005, 09:26 PM
I can't think of any right now so go ahead and post some up.

no .

Mannen som blev en gris
05-31-2005, 01:48 PM
Saw/heard it today:
Bart: - You've changed Lisa, you used to be cool.
Lisa: - No I didn't.

(the one in the indian casino, and the guy looks into the future)

punkangel
05-31-2005, 01:50 PM
Bart: What's up with you China? You used to be cool, man
China rep. : what? china still cool , you pay later, PAY LATER!

best episode ever.

Mannen som blev en gris
05-31-2005, 01:51 PM
Bart: ....I had a band and a moped!
Lisa: Cool, what about me?
Bart: Meh, some goverment job.

punkangel
05-31-2005, 01:52 PM
Lisa: Bart, I've been looking for you everywhere. Mom just lost 20,000 dollars