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Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 10:13 AM
....they haven't started the band??? :D

I dare to say both Noodles and Dexter would be teachers (Soooo lame haha)

panzor41
05-19-2005, 11:17 AM
They would have gone unnoticed in life....

CommonRider
05-19-2005, 11:34 AM
Dexter would have been some famous biologist and cured some diseases or what not, the rest would be dead.

mrconeman
05-19-2005, 11:38 AM
Noodles wuda been a perma-Janitor :p
GregK would have made it big in the dancing scene
Atom would have been a hair stylist
Dexter would have been Docter Dexter

notoriousdoc
05-19-2005, 11:42 AM
I think Noodles would be in another band and Dexter a doctor, he might have even worked with James Lilja. Greg would have gone to law school because that's what he was going to do

BuddyHolly
05-19-2005, 12:28 PM
Noodles said in an interview last year that he would be still cleaning high-schools if The Offspring didn't became that succesfull.

Toxic Speed Bump
05-19-2005, 01:07 PM
they wouldn't be rich.

Jinger Joe
05-19-2005, 02:01 PM
noodles, greg and dexter would play guitar and smoke a lot of pot, while atom played drums and smoked quite a bit of pot [not as much]

offspring kid
05-19-2005, 02:36 PM
in an interview NOODLES SAID if he wanted to be in a band beside offspring it would be SPICE GIRLS !

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 03:50 PM
Noodles wuda been a perma-Janitor :p
GregK would have made it big in the dancing scene
Atom would have been a hair stylist
Dexter would have been Docter Dexter

I liked that :D

smelly poo in a shoe
05-19-2005, 04:01 PM
noodles would have his own chinese resturant
dexter would be a pilot
greg would be your president
ron would be god

...and atom would be a show-pony (haha)

Camilamazed
05-19-2005, 04:02 PM
noodles would have his own chinese resturant
dexter would be a pilot
greg would be your president
ron would be god

...and atom would be a show-pony (haha)

Poor Atom hehe :D

smelly poo in a shoe
05-19-2005, 04:05 PM
i cant help it!!!!!

i just think he's a bit TOO much on stage
i liked the ron "sit at the back and be fucking kool" thing

Amiralanal
06-18-2005, 02:19 PM
Greg woul be a winner in the competition: Shutupstayinthebackgroundplaybassgoodguy of the year,
Seriously He and dexter started the band, i have never heard his voice.
he never write something or do interviews.

Tijs
06-18-2005, 02:21 PM
They'd just be a bunch of really sexy men.

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 05:49 PM
They'd just be a bunch of really sexy men.

Ahahah, Winner.

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 05:52 PM
Noodles would be a school janitor. Duh.

Yeah because that hasnt been said 12 times already

SkunkIt
06-18-2005, 05:56 PM
Dexter would be a doctor.
Noodles would be a guitar soloist.
Greg would win a dance competition and be on T.V. because he can dance.
Atom would probably still be a drummer.
Ron would be a dog groomer.
X-13 would join Greg in dancing and they would start a dance duo.

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 05:57 PM
It was quite obviously an exaggerated comment to show how un-nessacry your comment was, and your probably doing it for a post count, and no I will not shut up.

SkunkIt
06-18-2005, 05:58 PM
If you're talking to me, your mother is a whore. If not, I withdraw my comment.

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 05:59 PM
If you're talking to me, your mother is a whore. If not, I withdraw my comment.

Hahaha thats now my signature,but no I was talking to Adriann

SkunkIt
06-18-2005, 06:00 PM
Ok, I read the thread, but I was still confused on who you were talking to. :D

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 06:01 PM
Adriann: ehh....Yeah you do that



Skunkit:Its all good :D

SkunkIt
06-18-2005, 06:03 PM
Yes....me.I also deperatly need this post, so i'm adding it here. :D

mrconeman, nice signature!

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 06:05 PM
I also deperatly need this post, so i'm adding it here. :D

mrconeman, nice signature!

Its one of the few mother insults Ive had thrown at me that made me laugh, well done on that!

Homer
06-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Dexter would work at Burger King, until he becomes a doctor.
Greg would go to American Idol and fail miserably, but would be complimented on his dancing skills. So he would end up being a back up dancer for Britney Spiers.
Noodles would try to sue Mr. Noodles for stealing his name, but will be thrown out of court, becaue that's not his real name. He would then play D.U.I. over and over again on a street corner for money.
Ron would become a drum teacher, and have more than 20 cats at his house.
Atom would become some guy who works with computers.
Higgins would become a world famous country singer.

mrconeman
06-18-2005, 06:07 PM
The "if not then I withdraw my comment" was what made me laugh

SkunkIt
06-18-2005, 06:08 PM
JohnnyNemesis is the one that started the "Your mother's a whore" thing.Not exactly, it's been around for a while, but he uses it alot. I usually use, "Your mother eats shit" but I like using other things too. :D



Its one of the few mother insults Ive had thrown at me that made me laugh, well done on that!Ha ha ha ha! :D

Mr. Noodles
06-18-2005, 06:15 PM
Noodles would try to sue Mr. Noodles for stealing his name, but will be thrown out of court, becaue that's not his real name. He would then play D.U.I. over and over again on a street corner for money.

Yeah, I'd win!

Homer
06-18-2005, 06:26 PM
Yeah, I'd win!

no I meant the noodles, the actually noodles company. You know, the stuff you eat?

Hypodermic_89
06-19-2005, 01:40 AM
Dexter would have his own TV show called Dexter's Laboratory
Noodles would write poetry
Greg would be a professional golfer
Ron would have been working at McDonalds..
Atom would still be playing with Alkaline Trio


(remember that Atom did not play in The Offspring when they started)

killer_queen
06-19-2005, 02:04 AM
dexter would be a biologist and greg looks lik e a lawyer. atom would be a drummer again and noodles would be dead.

Omni
06-19-2005, 02:42 AM
Who gives a shit? You can't go on with life wondering "what if?"

China Boy
06-19-2005, 06:53 AM
Dexter would be a hobo with a ph degree.
Noodles would be a hobo.
Greg would be a judge.
Ron would be in jail for insulting Greg.
Atom would be a hobo.
Higgins would be a terrorist.

Dexter, Noodles, and Atom would form a band called the Hobos, who wouldn't even make it to the top 10000000000000000 chart.

gortesque
06-19-2005, 07:24 AM
dex - will discover a cure to something
greg - pro golfer
noodles - od / janitor
ron - pedeatrition
atom - commando soldier or smt

Preecey
06-19-2005, 07:35 AM
Dexter Holland would be biologist.

Noodles would be in another band because fate smiles upon good guitarists.

Greg K would be.........somewhere. Who knows?

Atom would be a drummer, but (obviously) not for The Offspring.

Ron Welty would be a drummer in an unknown band. Ahem. No change there.

X-13 would be dead following a smart comment he made in a bar to someone twice his size and half his sense of humour.