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LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 11:57 AM
The song "Ass Like that" is awesome here are the lyrics: If you dont read this completely youre a wuss!

EMINEM'S SONG: ASS LIKE THAT!

Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I donít believe it, itís almost to good to be true
I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves, sheís like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someoneís at the door but I donít think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please Iím a human being
I have needs, Iím not done, not til Iím finished peeing
Iím not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Iím already on my knees, I canít get on the ground any further
Itís impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, Iím sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ainít never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOIN

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, theyíre starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipperís zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kateís shower scene
I didnít mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And donít treat me like Iím Pee-Wee Herman
This movieís PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, Heís too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulderís are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause thereís a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ainít never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Iíll say ass and sheíll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I donít even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I donít think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ainít never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Jimbob2005
05-21-2005, 11:58 AM
You will make friends with wishomie, by the looks of it.

Obie2trice
05-21-2005, 11:58 AM
the video is fucking funny

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 11:59 AM
You will make friends with wishomie, by the looks of it.

Yeah and youre friend is your vagina! NOw read it its funny!

Jimbob2005
05-21-2005, 11:59 AM
Yeah and youre friend is your vagina! NOw read it its funny!
But you're not. Get a fucking life, faggot.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 12:00 PM
But you're not. Get a fucking life, faggot.


stfu fat bastard

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 12:00 PM
But you're not. Get a fucking life, faggot.

(you're a gook)

But you're still better than the moron you're deigning to speak to.

Jimbob2005
05-21-2005, 12:05 PM
(you're a gook)

But you're still better than the moron you're deigning to speak to.
Thankyou.

To LordOfGaynessAndTime: I am not fat. Stop trying to be smart and funny, you regurgitated dumbshit.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 12:06 PM
JimBob, don't lower yourself to his level. He's a pathetic mollusc. He knows he's a pathetic mollusc. He doesn't even deserve to be insulted by the likes of you (and you know how little respect I have for you).

original_psycho
05-21-2005, 12:13 PM
that song is awesome.
and i can't wait to see the video cause i'm curious.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2005, 12:18 PM
Love the album, don't like the song, hate the video. You can get the full video at www.eminemlounge.com.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 12:21 PM
I haven't heard anything after the Eminem Show, but he rocked back in the old days.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2005, 12:23 PM
Indeed. The Eminem Show seems to be his peak. As much as I enjoyed the newer album, I wouldn't say you're missing anything at all by not giving a listen.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 01:15 PM
when did the video come out

it already camed out yesterday.

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 01:17 PM
The Eminem Show is the only Eminem album I own, but I haven't listened to it since 2000, when I first bought it.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 01:18 PM
Indeed. The Eminem Show seems to be his peak. As much as I enjoyed the newer album, I wouldn't say you're missing anything at all by not giving a listen.

Although I haven't heard the new album (I forget what it's called, too), I seem to have a freakish abilitily for knowing when to stop listening to artists.

And I'd say the MM EP was his peak, even though I loved the "Bizness" song, so fuckin poppy and bouncy, twas awesome.

coke_a_holic
05-21-2005, 09:54 PM
it already camed out yesterday.
You are an insect. Infecting this board with your wretchedness. Leave now.

coke_a_holic
05-21-2005, 10:04 PM
It wasn't supposed to be funny. I want him to understand that he is nothing more than an ant and he should leave.

original_prankster
05-21-2005, 10:24 PM
The song "Ass Like that" is awesome here are the lyrics: If you dont read this completely youre a wuss!

EMINEM'S SONG: ASS LIKE THAT!

Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I donít believe it, itís almost to good to be true
I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves, sheís like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someoneís at the door but I donít think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please Iím a human being
I have needs, Iím not done, not til Iím finished peeing
Iím not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Iím already on my knees, I canít get on the ground any further
Itís impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, Iím sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ainít never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOIN

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, theyíre starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipperís zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kateís shower scene
I didnít mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And donít treat me like Iím Pee-Wee Herman
This movieís PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, Heís too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulderís are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause thereís a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ainít never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Iíll say ass and sheíll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I donít even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I donít think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ainít never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING


More generic rap about girls.

That was one of the stupidest things I've ever read in my entire life.

Punk_Conspiracy
05-21-2005, 11:11 PM
I have semi-respect for Eminem and all, and I ain't even heard that song but from the lyrics it looks to be SHIT!