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LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 10:59 AM
song Ass Like That:

EMINEM'S SONG: ASS LIKE THAT!

Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I donít believe it, itís almost to good to be true
I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves, sheís like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someoneís at the door but I donít think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please Iím a human being
I have needs, Iím not done, not til Iím finished peeing
Iím not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Iím already on my knees, I canít get on the ground any further
Itís impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, Iím sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ainít never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOIN

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, theyíre starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipperís zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kateís shower scene
I didnít mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And donít treat me like Iím Pee-Wee Herman
This movieís PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, Heís too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulderís are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause thereís a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ainít never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Iíll say ass and sheíll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I donít even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I donít think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I canít believe it, I ainít never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ainít never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Hypodermic_89
05-21-2005, 11:09 AM
since i saw some typeo's (or what the hell you call it), i think you wrote that down yourself. How long did that take?! :S

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 12:10 PM
since i saw some typeo's (or what the hell you call it), i think you wrote that down yourself. How long did that take?! :S

Not much, im a fast typer.