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bhg_rulz2
05-21-2005, 01:47 PM
mines would be: (notice that i copied from the simpsons thread haha)

- you bastaards!! (kyle)
- ay! cut the crap! (cartman)
- oh! jesus! (mr. slave)
- maybe we should send him to a concentration camp...oh! damn it! damn it damn it!!! (cartman)

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 01:52 PM
yeah, some people say I make shit threads... but come on, I'm doing pretty good.

Sin Studly
05-21-2005, 01:56 PM
You do make shitty threads, the presence of even shittier threads doesn't justify your existence in the least, bitch!

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 02:00 PM
I don't care about that stuff... My threads are shitty but yet people post in them and copy them.

bhg_rulz2
05-21-2005, 02:04 PM
this thread is doing good :)

Toxic Speed Bump
05-21-2005, 02:14 PM
"Screw you guys I'm going home"

Noodles is gay
05-21-2005, 02:28 PM
Mr. Mackey: "Ok children, let's start the day with a few new maths problems. What is 5 times 2?.........c'mon children, don't be shy; just give it your best shot.....yes Clyde."

Clyde: "12"

Mr. Mackey: "ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."

Noodles is gay
05-21-2005, 03:02 PM
I don't like this thread either. Infact I find it quite homosexual. You see, quoting something funny only makes it lame, because your retelling a joke that we've all heard. Retellings are never as good as the real thing. Try to be funny in your own way. If you can't be, then don't try to be funny at all.

a wee bit like your username then?

voodoomagik
05-21-2005, 03:42 PM
-Mr. Garrison, are you gay?
-No, but i think mr. Hat is...

i don't know if those are the actual words though.....

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 03:43 PM
Mr. Mackey: "Ok children, let's start the day with a few new maths problems. What is 5 times 2?.........c'mon children, don't be shy; just give it your best shot.....yes Clyde."

Clyde: "12"

Mr. Mackey: "ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."
That wasn't Mr. Mackey, that's Mr. Garrison.

"Dude, this is pretty f**ed up right here."

punkangel
05-21-2005, 03:45 PM
Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!!

Cartman

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 03:50 PM
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
"But Cartman-"
"No no, screw you guys, home."

bhg_rulz2
05-21-2005, 04:06 PM
all the "kyle's mom is a stupid bitch" song hahaha...uncle fucker too haha

Jack the Tripper
05-21-2005, 04:22 PM
South Park Is Gay And Only For Little Immature Children Who Think It's Cool To Watch Rated R Bullcrap

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 04:26 PM
South Park Is Gay And Only For Little Immature Children Who Think It's Cool To Watch Rated R Bullcrap
So you are actually cool by watching only PG?

Skate Rat 19
05-21-2005, 04:28 PM
"RESPECT MY ATHOURITAH!!!!!!!"
Cartman

Jack the Tripper
05-21-2005, 07:18 PM
At Least I Dont Start Every Word With A Capitalized Letter.
I wrote it with caps lock so they'd all be capitalized but it came out with only the first letter of each word capitalized instead.

So you are actually cool by watching only PG?
I only watch PG-13 and R. It's the movies that are rated R because of South PArk style humor that are gay.

ASP
05-21-2005, 07:24 PM
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach in, and grab it, and see what it is" That song had me rolling on the floor laughing, it was just that crazy.

leo3375
05-21-2005, 07:45 PM
"Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!"

-"Whoa!"
-"I think we just got put in our place."
-"Yeah, we got Goth-served."

sk8itgr8
05-21-2005, 07:45 PM
this is from big gay al-"hey how are you today?'' ''fine,you'' ''im super thanx for asking!"

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 07:53 PM
It's not an actual quote, but there was a scene in Jesus' dressing room, and there was a picture of a bar graph that said "Blessed art thou ratings". That cracked me up.

ASP
05-21-2005, 07:57 PM
Drugs are bad, mkay. I say that just because I do a good impression of it.

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 07:59 PM
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

ASP
05-21-2005, 08:00 PM
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
Yea, that one would be better, but my brother was repeating it for weeks.

0r4ng3
05-21-2005, 08:01 PM
"No, you r-r-retards! The video st-st-store!"

edit: and also, "We're going to pop some punk ass b-b-b-bloods."
different episodes, same character.

rodney mullen
06-19-2005, 06:55 AM
I am the tooth fairy...-Cartman

0r4ng3
06-19-2005, 06:57 AM
"You're so fat that when you walk down the street people say 'god damn! that's a big fat ass!'" -Kyle

Preecey
06-19-2005, 07:11 AM
"Hey! Merry Christmass, asshole!"

Flexing Wings
06-19-2005, 07:12 AM
I liked the episode with Korn in... that was funny :D

Preecey
06-19-2005, 07:14 AM
"Get yer ass in jail!" *starts hitting some dude round the shins with a nightstick*
"Ow!"
"Biatch!"

Flexing Wings
06-19-2005, 07:16 AM
"Well hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dee-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chiiiiiiiildren"

Mannen som blev en gris
06-19-2005, 07:17 AM
Cartman- "You know all those times I said you were a stupid jew....."
Kyle- "Yeah?"
Cartman- "I didn't mean it, you're not a jew."

Preecey
06-19-2005, 07:18 AM
-Shut up you fuckin' jew!
-Cartman, did you just say the f-word?
*Silence*
-Jew?

Flexing Wings
06-19-2005, 07:20 AM
This thread is cool.

Edit: Hahahahaha