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Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 10:08 AM
http://www.united-shops.com/stuffpic/figuren/709840.jpg

Y'all know you want one.

ninth
05-23-2005, 10:11 AM
Are we signing up for pre-order or are they already on the market?

the_GoDdEsS
05-23-2005, 10:14 AM
Told you what I want. *grins*

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 10:17 AM
Are we signing up for pre-order or are they already on the market?

Already on the market, but limited edition. Comes with deadly CROSSBOW ACTION and visible BUMCHEEKS! The perfect mothers day gift, or get your girlfriend on for your anniversary.

Mannen som blev en gris
05-23-2005, 12:46 PM
But where's Mrs TripBoy? And TripBoy's Deamhouse?

Izie
05-23-2005, 12:55 PM
Told you what I want. *grins*

A TripBoy pleasure stick?

the_GoDdEsS
05-23-2005, 01:00 PM
A TripBoy pleasure stick?

I shall refrain from further comments. And it was even better than that!

Izie
05-23-2005, 01:00 PM
I shall refrain from further comments. And it was even better than that!

I beg to differ! There is nothing better than that!

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:01 PM
Tsk, you slavs are so crude.

I pitched the idea for a TripBoy pleasure stick, but the marketing executives said it would cause a worldwide shortage of rubber and batteries, and I don't want that on my conscience..

the_GoDdEsS
05-23-2005, 01:07 PM
Obviously, we need more 'action' than just an action figure for decorative purposes.

Izie
05-23-2005, 01:07 PM
Yes, action figures tend to break from excessive use.

I need something that doesn't break.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:09 PM
Something undestroyable like a TripBoy pleasure stick.

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:12 PM
I imagine TripBoy pleasure sticks will be worn out from overuse within a week.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:13 PM
Yeah totally...


Only the real TripBoy is better than the TripBoy pleasure stick.....................

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:15 PM
And the livesize TripBoy pleasure doll, obviously. That one has crossbow action and visible bumcheeks too... for some strange reason.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:17 PM
I'm sure it's worth the money.
Fun guaranteed...

Mota Boy
05-23-2005, 01:18 PM
Yes, action figures tend to break from excessive use.

I need something that doesn't break.
Also, I can't imagine that crossbow feeling too good. You need to have more aerodynamic action figures in the future.

cowbell
05-23-2005, 01:24 PM
And the livesize TripBoy pleasure doll, obviously. That one has crossbow action and visible bumcheeks too... for some strange reason.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

the_GoDdEsS
05-23-2005, 01:31 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Shuddap, retard.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:32 PM
Shuddap, retard.


I second that.

SkunkIt
05-23-2005, 01:33 PM
that action figure beats the crap out of this one:

http://static.zoovy.com/img/givemetoys/-/ac_11316

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:37 PM
No, I won't fuck you SkunkIt. You're fat and ugly. Go away.

SkunkIt
05-23-2005, 01:39 PM
I never asked you to.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:40 PM
*leans back and watches*

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:41 PM
I wanted to reject you before you suggested anything horrible enough to make lye incapable of making me feel clean.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:45 PM
You should make more adverts for your TripBoy pleasure stick. I'm sure a lot of girls wanna have one.

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:47 PM
No, the whole rubber and batteries shortage thing would precipitate World War Three.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:48 PM
Yeah but this war would be based on pure pleasure, Justin.
Never forget that the TripBoy pleasure sticks save you. If they don't exist all girls wanna jump your bones...

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:50 PM
Doubtful, they'd probably just encourage them more.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:50 PM
Well then you better run and hide from them.

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 01:53 PM
Man, you're sucking up worse than a black hole. What's the deal here, I already told you I don't do Fritz. And I'm trying to program the TripBoy sex toys to malfunction on contact with sausage grease and sauerkraut juice.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:54 PM
You seem to be the only one who has a problem with it. I mean, why you always start with that?
Justin I'm just talking to you. T A L K I N G!

Your imagination goes wild...

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:55 PM
And why are you even talking to me?

the_GoDdEsS
05-23-2005, 01:56 PM
And why are you even talking to me?

Because you replied in his thread?

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 01:57 PM
Yeah of course. But I wouldn't be the first one he ignores. But he doesn't ignore me.

Sin Studly
05-23-2005, 02:04 PM
In that case, my vacuum cleaner talks to dust.

T A L K S.

Sixpence.
05-23-2005, 02:10 PM
Must be a nice way of talking for your vacuum cleaner :rolleyes:

Sin Studly
05-28-2005, 10:37 PM
Bump, I still haven't recieved enough orders for the TripBoy action figures, and far too many for the TripBoy sex toys.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:00 AM
wanna see trippy action figures?

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/action-figures/pic_medSupermanAct.jpg

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 03:02 AM
Go away, you pathetic little suckup minion. I've never liked you and I never will, no matter how hard you try to kiss my arse. Worthless piece of trash.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:03 AM
Go away, you pathetic little suckup minion. I've never liked you and I never will, no matter how hard you try to kiss my arse. Worthless piece of trash.


where did i kiss youy arse?

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 03:05 AM
where did i kiss youy arse?

Oh... my.... sweet.... fucking.... Jesus.... are you joking????

You still have my details in your user info, you fucking pathetic suckup loser. You've been sucking up from the minute you joined this BBS.

notoriousdoc
05-29-2005, 03:05 AM
Go away, you pathetic little suckup minion. I've never liked you and I never will, no matter how hard you try to kiss my arse. Worthless piece of trash.

http://upsidedowntv.com/staff%20stuff/Bridget/Bridget-pics/Bridget-KissAss005Thm.JPG

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 03:07 AM
where did i kiss youy arse?

Haha, and you're trying to deny it?

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:10 AM
You still have my details in your user info, you fucking pathetic suckup loser. You've been sucking up from the minute you joined this BBS.

oh yeah gotta take them away right away. no wonder they all call me a dumbass with all those your user info...

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 03:13 AM
oh yeah gotta take them away right away. no wonder they all call me a dumbass with all those your user info...

No, they call you a dumbass because...

a) You're a dumbass.
b) You try to emulate me without the skill or wit to.
c) You had your tongue firmly fixed up my arse until I made a post you didn't like, then you cried that your pussy ached.

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 03:13 AM
I am about to piss myself laughing. *grins*


please shut the fuck up you wannabe tripboy. you're not a tough guy even though you have a similar avatar as the king. you're a total loser.

(http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=110491#post110491)

Read that thread too and deny it now.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:16 AM
No, they call you a dumbass because...

a) You're a dumbass.

do you think it could be really that?

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 03:19 AM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/search.php?searchid=141822&pp=25&page=6

His name was in your every second post, moron. What do we make of that?

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 03:30 AM
Oh noes! The 'Who's got the best voice?' thread!

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=219106#post219106


1. justin fenton
2. dexter holland
3. noodles

'TripBoy, WCM and RXP' thread:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=254568#post254568


dont fuck with tripboy.
because tripboy will fuck with you.

'Say whatever's on your mind' thread:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=251062#post251062


tripboy owns you all.

Uh oh?

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 03:31 AM
Why you no respond, Trippy? Did reality pwn you?

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:32 AM
im honoured such a sexy lady spends her valuable time searching mr. trippy's posts.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:38 AM
Why you no respond, Trippy? Did reality pwn you?

no im busy with my hand(s) right now, the goddess being all meany and all, you know, i like it.

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 03:42 AM
im honoured such a sexy lady spends her valuable time searching mr. trippy's posts.

Oh, it's quite an honour for me to remind you who your master is. You must have forgotten, blasphemer. And even a greater honour to grace the master with such services.

So, are you still gonna deny it now that we have so much evidence?

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 03:44 AM
no im busy with my hand(s) right now, the goddess being all meany and all, you know, i like it.

They all do, kiss-arse.

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 03:44 AM
She only bothered to look up your posts because I commanded her to.

Lowly fucking peon.

RXP
05-29-2005, 03:47 AM
'TripBoy, WCM and RXP' thread:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=254568#post254568



I wish my username wasn't so short so I could actually do searches on the forums to see when people are talking about me. Fucking shitty search engine on this BBS.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:50 AM
I wish my username wasn't so short so I could actually do searches on the forums to see when people are talking about me. Fucking shitty search engine on this BBS.

yes you wish. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=314544#post314544)

Trippy
05-29-2005, 03:59 AM
ok ladies and playboys (that was for you justin), ill tell you the truth now.

you guys know how one song can change your life, totally. right? well that happened to me some time ago. i got recommended to buy the album ixnay on the hombre by the offspring, they all tell me it was good. i did it. i thought what is this shit untill came the track "cool to hate". that totally opened my eyes what's this life all about. ever since i have stopped kiss anyone's arse.

RXP
05-29-2005, 04:02 AM
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=site:www.offspring.com+RXP&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=20&sa=N

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 04:04 AM
you guys know how one song can change your life, totally. right? well that happened to me some time ago. i got recommended to buy the album ixnay on the hombre by the offspring, they all tell me it was good. i did it. i thought what is this shit untill came the track "cool to hate". that totally opened my eyes what's this life all about. ever since i have stopped kiss anyone's arse.

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. And I've heard an animal try to scream with its larynx sawed open.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 04:06 AM
That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. And I've heard an animal try to scream with its larynx sawed open.

thats the most retarded post i've ever seen.

i damn hope you didnt take it seriously. another prove of thee's stupidity.

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 04:08 AM
Of course I didn't take it seriously. The fact that you thought it was a witty thing to say is the pathetic part. You're pathetic. Your existence this far has been pathetic, and you'll remain pathetic until the day you die. And when you cease to exist, you'll go not with a bang, but with a whimper.

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 04:09 AM
Holy shit, does mum even let you listen to such evil music?

JoY
05-29-2005, 04:11 AM
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=site:www.offspring.com+RXP&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=20&sa=N
hah, that made me google my username, too.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=site%3Awww.offspring.com+JoY&meta=

wiew!

Trippy
05-29-2005, 04:12 AM
you're the best example how extremely wrong upbringing can go.

Trippy
05-29-2005, 04:13 AM
Holy shit, does mum even let you listen to such evil music?

no they dont but i listen to them in secret. dont tell anyone sexy.

JoY
05-29-2005, 04:13 AM
you're the best example how extremely wrong upbringing can go.
hey little Justin-fanatic, who are you talking to?

Trippy
05-29-2005, 04:16 AM
hey little Justin-fanatic, who are you talking to?

that was for tripboy.

let me guess. his parents were either
a alcoholic's
or b he got beaten up in childhood.

you can so see it from his behavious, no manners at all!

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 04:18 AM
Oh, are we suddenly discussing upbringing issues? I thought we were discussing you kissing arse. Way to avoid being confronted with something.

JoY
05-29-2005, 04:21 AM
that was for tripboy.

let me guess. his parents were either
a alcoholic's
or b he got beaten up in childhood.

you can so see it from his behavious, no manners at all!
your psychologic knowledge astounds me! it's so.. brainless & simple-minded!
not to mention your spelling-skills.

either way, as for his manners; from where I'm sitting, he makes one heck of a gentleman.
(came out oddly)

Trippy
05-29-2005, 04:22 AM
yes, its about time to discuss the moral questions behind justin's behaviour. i know quite a lot of psychology so im willing to help him.

JoY
05-29-2005, 04:24 AM
yes, its about time to discuss the moral questions whats behind justin's behaviour. i know quite a lot of psychology so im willing to help him.
you're too dumb to deficate. you know absolutely nothing.

the_GoDdEsS
05-29-2005, 04:24 AM
yes, its about time to discuss the moral questions behind justin's behaviour. i know quite a lot of psychology so im willing to help him.

Don't act like you didn't get it. You answered none of my previous questions and completely ignored the you kissing his arse discussion. We're not through with this one yet. Once we are, discuss all you want.

RXP
05-29-2005, 04:27 AM
I want to kiss someone's ass, anyone willing?

JoY
05-29-2005, 04:41 AM
*turns around & pulls down pants*
go right ahead, babe.

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 05:38 AM
Mudskin lips touch your arse and you lose the privelege of giving me a blowjob.

JoY
05-29-2005, 05:45 AM
[..] *hesistates*

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 05:53 AM
*slowly unbuttons shirt*

I think you'll make the right decision. The only decision, considering the circumstances.

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 06:09 AM
let me guess. his parents were either
a alcoholic's
or b he got beaten up in childhood.

Both actually, and I still turned out better than you. So what's your damage? Sat alone on the computer all day long? Never actually experienced anything in life, never felt anything close to a real emotion, never moved out of your parents house, never been with a woman, never been tolerated by a woman (apart from your doting mother), the girl you had a crush on and gave a love letter to (because you were too afraid to talk to her) laughed in your face, etc. etc.?

notoriousdoc
05-29-2005, 06:10 AM
What did everybody think of Bridget the midget?

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 06:14 AM
Get out of my thread, fat boy.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/P5150017small.jpg

JoY
05-29-2005, 06:25 AM
*slowly unbuttons shirt*

I think you'll make the right decision. The only decision, considering the circumstances.that was one terribly sexy post.

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 06:29 AM
Just reject the mudskin, and all this can be yours.

http://tinypic.com/5a25o1

You know what you have to do. You know you don't really have a choice.

RXP
05-29-2005, 06:31 AM
Dunno, I'd rather bang a disease free guy :-o

Sin Studly
05-29-2005, 06:33 AM
Tested clean a month ago, and I've had zero sexual contact, intravenous drug use or bloody fights since then. Sorry.

Sin Studly
07-23-2005, 03:00 AM
Bumping old threads makes me moist.