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Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:11 AM
I'm from Lithuania. I have never even had the luxury of seeing you live COME ON ONCE, TWICE, THRICE!!! PLEASE. Do it for all of us!!! :D

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 10:22 AM
They let us wait :)

Damo
11-06-2004, 10:25 AM
Offspring fans really span right across the world, even in countries were English isn't the native language.
I missed them this tour :(

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 10:27 AM
Oh I'm sorry for ya. I'm so happy that I could see them this year!

And they have a lot of fans, that's true. International! :)

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:28 AM
Offspring fans really span right across the world, even in countries were English isn't the native language.
I missed them this tour :(
Yeah It really sucks ass. I wish they'd come over here. Its really ashame. If only I had enough money to bribe them into coming over here! AHa :D

Dave
11-06-2004, 10:29 AM
Im betting they will turn in in the UK sometime next year hopefully.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:31 AM
Alright! This is the plan. Tomorrow when you wake up turn on your computer and see if the offspring posted something here. Alright YOU don't have to do it but I will. Join me if ye dare, brave Knights!!!

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:32 AM
Im betting they will turn in in the UK sometime next year hopefully.
YEah I really have to get a job to earn enough money to go to a country where they do play.

Dave
11-06-2004, 10:41 AM
Alright! This is the plan. Tomorrow when you wake up turn on your computer and see if the offspring posted something here. Alright YOU don't have to do it but I will. Join me if ye dare, brave Knights!!!
I#ll come on tommorow afternoon, and we shall stay till we breath our last breath waiting for the offspring to turn up..

My plan?:


If the offspring post in this topic, I will change my name to 'dave is a nonce'









It worked once before.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:43 AM
I#ll come on tommorow afternoon, and we shall stay till we breath our last breath waiting for the offspring to turn up..

My plan?:


If the offspring post in this topic, I will change my name to 'dave is a nonce'









It worked once before.
And I shall change my name to Lietuviskas Offspring'as (Lithuanian version of Lithuanian Offspring) Oh and Six Pence can change his name to six pants
!

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 10:47 AM
Hey I'm a girl!!! :) And if you don't believe that then check out the Photo Album-thread in the Off Topic - General Chat.

(There's a pic of me. the 328th post...) :D

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:48 AM
I do apoligize fair maiden. The picture of Noodles misled me. Deepest regrets.

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 10:50 AM
Yeah, I know. And Sixpence could be a name for both sexes. But my pic proves that I'm a girl *laughs*

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 10:50 AM
AAAAAAAAAH! My Mom is so cruel! ;)

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:51 AM
Yes, again my deepest regrets.

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 10:57 AM
Yeah, yeah. It's alright ;)

Man, I'm hungry... And it smells like spaghetti here *licks lips* :D

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 10:58 AM
So then it is settled the knights of the triangular stool shall all change their names to as follows: Lithuanian Offspring= Lietuviskas Offspring'as, Sixpence=Six Pants, and Davy I forgot what you were gonna change your name to (sorry). Are we in agreement?

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:00 AM
Not really. My name tells a story :p

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:04 AM
Yes, but then your story shall evolve. And you can say the reason your name is six pants is because the offspring posted for the first time where I was. Imagine the coolness. You'll be like Idiot! Ok hopefully not like him but you story shal be told through the bbs like wild fire (if it were told and not burned like....ok) You're getting it right?

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:06 AM
Sixpence, does your name happen to be Lisa?

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:08 AM
But if I post under Six Pants then, I can't get a BIG MOMMY like Subsidal anymore. *sniff* And that is important because then she isn't the only one who has something in common with Noodles. So that would be cool too. It's kind of a bet we did today :D

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:08 AM
My real name is Lisa. :)

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:09 AM
OH YEAH!!! I rock. Am I the first person to figure that out?

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:11 AM
But if I post under Six Pants then, I can't get a BIG MOMMY like Subsidal anymore. *sniff* And that is important because then she isn't the only one who has something in common with Noodles. So that would be cool too. It's kind of a bet we did today :D
Uh.... I no comprendo. Does not compute... Please rephrase.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:12 AM
Sixpence.... You look a lot like Noodles.

Dave
11-06-2004, 11:15 AM
Yes, I would become Dave the Nonce.

Fair Knights, let us charge into battle where we shall await our vanquishers!

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:16 AM
Gather thy thongs of war and commence. Wait who are we fighting?

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:17 AM
WHAT???? *laughs*


Okay I explain the BIG MOMMY thing to you:

On the old bbs Noodles had over 1000 posts and so he was called the BIG DADDY. Subsidal has over 1000 post too so I called her a BIG MOMMY. But I'm on my way to become a BIG MOMMY too and so I told her to take care because then he has to share this title with me. That's all. And so I have to collect posts as fast as I can as SIXPENCE! If I start with Six Pants it won't work out because she has many many many posts and it's hard enough to get her!
Well that's the story. :D
So why do I look like Noodles???

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:18 AM
Dave.. Are you high in that pic or are you just blinking?

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:19 AM
OH YEAH!!! I rock. Am I the first person to figure that out?
If you figured it out without reading old posts where I explained that then you rock! :) The others didn't see that on their own.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:20 AM
Sorry, I'm not very intuned with the whole bbs bs.

Dave
11-06-2004, 11:21 AM
Dave.. Are you high in that pic or are you just blinking?

Well im certainly not blinking.........


However, i was very tired.....

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:21 AM
If you figured it out without reading old posts where I explained that then you rock! :) The others didn't see that on their own.

I've never read any posts that said your name... I just 'solved the puzzle'.. *WINK WINK*

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:21 AM
I was joking 'bout the whole noodles thing. It was because your avatar is noodles. And then that means I look like noodles too. Funny, not really.

Dave
11-06-2004, 11:26 AM
I was joking 'bout the whole noodles thing. It was because your avatar is noodles. And then that means I look like noodles too. Funny, not really.


Does that mean I look like me?


Oh god no please make it stop.

ARGH THE PAIN

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:29 AM
Yes you look like you! It sucks doen't it? Just kidding I'm sure looking like you isn't..... not good. :D

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:33 AM
But hey it wouldn't be bad to look like Noods
YEAH YOU CAN READ THAT, NOODS! You're hot (even though you're nearly 42 *laughs*) and I bet with ya you know that!!! :D

Dave
11-06-2004, 11:34 AM
Yeha.

I'd say from a guys view, the offspring are some pretty fly white guys

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:35 AM
But hey it wouldn't be bad to look like Noods
YEAH YOU CAN READ THAT, NOODS! You're hot (even though you're 42 *laughs*) and I bet with ya you know that!!! :D


Hahahaha... Noods... Noodles happens to be the ultimate name ever, so you shouldn't shorten it. I kinda wish my name was Noodles... I don't have a nickname.... How's aboot you all come up with the ultimate nickname for me!??!?

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:37 AM
Yeha my little sister loves Dexter. I personally think noodles is way damn hot! Yeha thats right Noods! But don't get into it too much I'm not like Davey Havoc! :p

Tijs
11-06-2004, 11:38 AM
Hahahaha... Noods... Noodles happens to be the ultimate name ever, so you shouldn't shorten it. I kinda wish my name was Noodles... I don't have a nickname.... How's aboot you all come up with the ultimate nickname for me!??!?
k, from now on we shall call you... fag.

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 11:38 AM
But I like "noods" But hey doesn't matter because I'm hungry and I can eat now YEAHEAH!!! So I'll be back later

Take care of whatever! :)

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:38 AM
How about B'evil?

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:39 AM
k, from now on we shall call you... fag.


Sweet... That has a nice ring to it... My nickna--HEY!! Sonofabitch!!

Dave
11-06-2004, 11:39 AM
How about you have some noodles for your tea.


Yes, sorry. That was never ever funny.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:43 AM
B'evil sounds better then ciggeratte.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-06-2004, 11:46 AM
Bye yall. I'll see you tomorrow, right? Davey? B'evil? Noodles? Dexter? X13? Greg? Atom?

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:47 AM
It's gotta be something completely random that makes no sense but sounds funkay.... Like uh... Herman the Blue Hamster

BaneOfEvil3
11-06-2004, 11:47 AM
Bye yall. I'll see you tomorrow, right? Davey? B'evil? Noodles? Dexter? X13? Greg? Atom?


You didn't have to mention me twice.... OH, that's Greg with one 'g'... Nemmind.

Sixpence.
11-06-2004, 12:05 PM
Nicknames over nicknames. Sixpence's already my nickname. :D
But if you like you can shorten it to Six. I think someone has already done that. :)

swashinov
11-10-2004, 04:56 AM
bwahahaha. wassup demento. ive read ur conversation here and its cool, anyway. ... ummmm
the offspring rules!!!!! :)

Lithuanian Offspring
11-10-2004, 08:16 AM
bwahahaha. wassup demento. ive read ur conversation here and its cool, anyway. ... ummmm
the offspring rules!!!!! :)
Swashinov is a foolhearty Nazi!!! Heheeheheheheh. Nicolas likes hhash!!! :D
I'm not Nicolas!

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 01:20 PM
Hey guys hows it going? I'm sorry me and the band haven't been posting but we've been really busy finishing up the tour. Africa was great. But currently I am online and ready to answer questions any of you guys may have. So ask away.

lando
11-10-2004, 02:35 PM
is this for real?



if so, i just want to say you guys rocked at leeds, any more plans for touring the UK?

Sman9453
11-10-2004, 02:43 PM
no, hes not for real, at least, i really dont think so

lando
11-10-2004, 02:44 PM
yeh i thought that straight after i posted it, either way its worth the try

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 02:53 PM
Well thanks lando. It's always nice to hear we did good. Well as far as touring goes, we'll be going back to the UK after our next album comes out. We're really excited about it. Dexter is working on lyrics and the rest of the band is working on some of the instrumental stuff. We're hoping by summer of 2005 we'll be back on the road.

Embodude2004
11-10-2004, 02:55 PM
ten bucks niether of the offspring has gone on one of these boards

Sman9453
11-10-2004, 02:57 PM
prove me your the real noodles, on what date did u play last time in new york city, what was the first song you played, who opend for you, and what shirt were u wearing?

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 03:02 PM
Ha. Come on, give me a break dude. I don't even remember what i had for dinner last night. How am I supposed to remember what date we played, what the first song was, who opened for us, and what shirt I was wearing. I personally hate going to New York so I tend not to remember anything about our shows their. The fans in New York aren't as crazy as other states so playing there or not doesn't make any difference to us. Do you remember any of those things?

Sman9453
11-10-2004, 03:04 PM
you should know who opend for you, since YOU really liked them, and YOU asked them to join you guys, hint? their canadian. your not the real noodles

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 03:05 PM
ok I'm just going to throw out a band, how about Sum 41. They're canadian.

Sman9453
11-10-2004, 03:08 PM
lol, no... auf deir maur. now that i told who they are, how does the lead singer look like

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 03:10 PM
Well lets see here. He's got a nose, a mouth, two eyes, and hair. Am I right?

Italian_PsYcHo
11-10-2004, 03:11 PM
Well lets see here. He's got a nose, a mouth, two eyes, and hair. Am I right?
huahuahuahauhau :D

Sman9453
11-10-2004, 03:11 PM
wrong! its a she

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 03:13 PM
Wait I take that back, he's a she. So SHE has a nose a mouth and two eyes and long wavy hair.

Sman9453
11-10-2004, 03:14 PM
its ok, you already ruined it. you aint noodles

1&onlynoodles
11-10-2004, 03:17 PM
AHHH. And that's my cue to vanish and never return.... :( :o :eek:

lando
11-10-2004, 03:18 PM
hey, you a phony! ah well the point remains, the offspring rocked at leeds!