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kaze
05-26-2005, 07:59 AM
Noodles is in the latest issue of Kerrang. Typed up for your reading pleasure. :)

May 18th 2005

1. How are things?
>> Things are great, thanks.

2. Where are you and what can you see out of your window?
>> I'm at home and I can see my barbecue. I won't be using it today. It's grey. Perfect for a British barbecue then!

3. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
>> A Marlboro 100. It's like the biggest cigarette ever.

4. What rumour would you like to start about yourself?
>> I'll be giving birth to Liz Hurley's lovechild.

5. What would you do if you were a girl for the day?
>> Pee while sitting down, I guess. Or take the phone off the hook and play with myself all day. I bet no other guys have thought of that one!

6. What one thing would you like to change about yourself?
>> I would like to have good eyesight.

7. Whats your sexual fantasy?
>> Anything where Liz Hurley is concerned. Then I'd give birth to our lovechild.

8. What do you look for in a girl/boyfriend?
>> She's gotta be really mean and angry. I love the bitches that rip your heart out and eat it right in front of you.

9. what are you obsessed with?
>> Surfing. I try to get out at least a couple of times a week.

10. What would surprise people about you?
>> That I'm not actually gay? I don't know.

11. Who would you most like to have a drink with?
>> The Bush twins. They seem to know how to party.

12. What was the last lie you told?
>> The one about wanting to go drinking with the Bush twins.

13. What's you favourite swear word?
>> Fuck. It's very versatile.

14. What song do you wnat played at your funeral?
>> I've actually been thinking about this recently. I think it'd be Johnny Cash's version of "We'll Meet Again".

15. Happiness is?
>> An unopened 12 pack of beer and a new pack of cigarettes.

Any comments on this Noodles?

dirty_magic
05-26-2005, 08:10 AM
wicked, cheers dude

Naz
05-26-2005, 08:18 AM
Youve reminded me i need to go buy it, thanks :)

kaze
05-26-2005, 08:24 AM
Hehe no problem. It has a great article on the League of Gentlemen movie as well.

Gordie
05-26-2005, 08:36 AM
8. What do you look for in a girl/boyfriend?
>> She's gotta be really mean and angry. I love the bitches that rip your heart out and eat it right in front of you.


funny, he has the same tastes in females as i do

Piedude
05-26-2005, 08:57 AM
10. What would surprise people about you?
>> That I'm not actually gay? I don't know.


Must be recent, Its that damn telekenesis thread influencing his answers!

kaze
05-26-2005, 09:07 AM
10. What would surprise people about you?
>> That I'm not actually gay? I don't know.


Must be recent, Its that damn telekenesis thread influencing his answers!


It's dated May 18th 2005.

Noodles is gay
05-26-2005, 09:34 AM
Is it still in stores?! :eek:

Must....get....magazine.....



I love the league of gentlemen too so it'd be worth getting crappy Kerrang for once :p

kaze
05-26-2005, 09:43 AM
Is it still in stores?! :eek:

Must....get....magazine.....



I love the league of gentlemen too so it'd be worth getting crappy Kerrang for once :p

Yep latest one. I never normally buy it either but it had some good stuff in it for once.

killer_queen
05-26-2005, 10:59 AM
Oh fuck, there's no way i can get that shit. :mad:

Jackish
05-26-2005, 11:04 AM
Its actually quite amazing how this forum inspired one of his answers! :D

Offspringirl_BR
05-26-2005, 11:24 AM
Noodles is definitely "the" guy

I laugh so much with this hahuahua...

10. What would surprise people about you?
>> That I'm not actually gay? I don't know.

I think it's recent too... hauhuahua... :p

darko
05-26-2005, 12:17 PM
6. What one thing would you like to change about yourself?
>> I would like to have good eyesight.



awww think we did that....

Little_Miss_1565
05-26-2005, 02:51 PM
\m/

Very nice.

I don't know
05-26-2005, 03:08 PM
this is interview is so cool and funny, thanks for typing it for us :D

Jackish
05-26-2005, 04:55 PM
Yeah its really great as its sorta connected to this place a bit! I'm gonna buy kerrang tomorrow or something.

kaze
05-27-2005, 01:34 AM
this is interview is so cool and funny, thanks for typing it for us :D

No problem. Thought everyone would like to read it. :D

Punk_Conspiracy
05-27-2005, 01:41 AM
whose on the cover of this Kerrang, and when is it dated?

kaze
05-27-2005, 01:43 AM
whose on the cover of this Kerrang, and when is it dated?

Funeral for a Friend are on the cover. It's the lastest issue, May 28 Issue 1058.

Obie2trice
05-27-2005, 01:46 AM
lol, good interview

RobinoZombie
05-27-2005, 05:06 AM
thats noodles talking :D hehe

Camilamazed
05-27-2005, 08:58 AM
Wicked. Best interview ever.... Totally different from those repetitive boring ones..... :D

Offspringirl_BR
05-27-2005, 01:47 PM
Wicked. Best interview ever.... Totally different from those repetitive boring ones..... :D

Yeah! That's why i like it so much!

DexterWannabe
06-26-2005, 01:07 PM
marlboro 100 is great!

notoriousdoc
06-26-2005, 01:12 PM
Is there a copy of it on the net?

EDIT: Sorries, didn't look at the first page

Preecey
06-26-2005, 01:15 PM
Oh fuck, there's no way i can get that shit. :mad:
You just want to say 'fuck' because Noodles says it. :D

Jerry
06-26-2005, 01:19 PM
noodlez rlz :D:D:D