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dain84
05-26-2005, 07:35 PM
Barney doesn't have a head anymore
I chopped it off and it fell to the floor
He no longer has a head, but that's okay
His head was always up his ass anyway

The president said I'm a silly bore
I don't think he'll say that anymore
Once I cut his head into two
His vocal cords will be hard to use

Beheaded!
Bloody mess all over my clothes
Beheaded!
Getting rid of these bitches and hoes

Watch my ex-girlfreind as she comes to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
She was just a stupid whore
There aint no bitch problem anymore
I'll cut off your head
That's what i said
You'll be dead
When I cut off your head

Beheaded!
Bloody mess all over my clothes
Beheaded!
Getting rid of these bitches and hoes

I bring bad dreams
Bad dreams that create screams

Off with your head!

Beheaded!
Bloody mess all over my clothes
Beheaded!
Getting rid of these bitches and hoes



I got such a decent pay
Can afford a bag of lays
And have a bed inside of my apartment
Yeah
And I have a t.v. set
Watch it all day with my pet
I don't even care which show I watch, watch, watch, watch

Now excitment is for me
When I get my salary
Ten bucks an hour going all up to fifty
Now it is so cool to be
With a five inch wide t.v.
Dollars going up on pay from 1,2,3
Working part time in the day
At a Subway down the lane
Servin sandwhiches for the weight these people gain
When its time to get your pay
And your cards are for gateway
Then its time to get a decent pay

Its the day we get new spots
My pay is all up lots
Gonna go out late and buy a tall boy
Yeah
All the pennies coming on
Working days is so much fun
Poor old moma shes on a gay income, come, 1 2 3

Now excitment is for me
When I get my salary
Ten bucks an hour going all up to fifty
Now it is so cool to be
With a five inch wide t.v.
Dollars going up on pay from 1,2,3
Working part time in the day
At a Subway down the lane
Servin sandwhiches for the weight these people gain
When its time to get your pay
And your cards are for gateway
Then its time to get a decent pay

I got money that I spend all night
Got my room install a brand new light
And a new floor board, and a bed
With a brand new hat to put onto my head
Earining, spending, all on my own
Got a brand new chordless telephone
If your asking me what is my way
I would say its my decent pay

Now excitment is for me
When I get my salary
Ten bucks an hour going all up to fifty
Now it is so cool to be
With a five inch wide t.v.
Dollars going up on pay from 1,2,3
Working part time in the day
At a Subway down the lane
Servin sandwhiches for the weight these people gain
When its time to get your pay
And your cards are for gateway
Then its time to get a decent pay


One i didn't write:

My PC, It just hates me.
I got a lot of emails just the other night.
And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
At least I didn't get any virus tonight.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
Everything they send me I delete that night.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
Oh man I've gotta stop them!

Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
They send me all this junk over and over.
And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
And they send me porn and other advertisements.
Well I just delete them and I walk away!

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

'Cause I hate all this mail.
Spare me the emails so I can be free!!

Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Unnatural Disaster
05-26-2005, 08:25 PM
One i didn't write:

My PC, It just hates me.
I got a lot of emails just the other night.
And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
At least I didn't get any virus tonight.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
Everything they send me I delete that night.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
Oh man I've gotta stop them!

Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
They send me all this junk over and over.
And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
And they send me porn and other advertisements.
Well I just delete them and I walk away!

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

'Cause I hate all this mail.
Spare me the emails so I can be free!!

Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


lol I wrote that one... although i don't think it's very good

dain84
05-26-2005, 08:30 PM
lol I wrote that one... although i don't think it's very good
You write a lot of stuff on amiright don't you?

Unnatural Disaster
06-15-2005, 09:45 PM
Yeah, I have about 20 parodies there....

Homar
06-16-2005, 08:20 AM
I know Unnatural Disaster wrote the email one. I wrote the Beheaded one(this is why I never posted my good songs). And other people at amiright.com wrote the other ones.

Jack the Tripper
06-16-2005, 08:21 AM
You should be lucky I don't sue you for trying to steal our songs.

notoriousdoc
06-16-2005, 08:29 AM
Here's mine, Local radio station:

Never knew where to go
Never used to listen at night
Hearing but I didn't know
Never could seem to get tuned right
But I've made up my mind
Yeah I've made up my mind

I wanna feel headphones
I wanna feel it live
You'll talk to me
I'll talk to you
You know the call-in
You know the call out

Yeah, I'm on a local radio slot
It sounds kinda low paid but I like it a lot
I'm an answer to the man in a car
It's 'cos he going far
Yeah, so I'm just a disk jockey?
Everybody wants to watch the TV
I'm on a radio
I'm on a local radio

I went to Bedminster just to get an opinion
A perfect Bristol get it straight in my mind
Take a pair of speakers, take a new aerial
Maybe going to get it right
But I've made up my mind
Yeah I've made up my mind
I wanna feel the waves
I wanna feel local

Don't e-mail to me
I won't e-mail you
You know the call-in
You know the call out

Yeah, I'm on a local radio slot
It sounds kinda low paid but I like it a lot
I'm an answer to the man in a car
It's 'cos he going far
Yeah, so I'm just a disk jockey?
Everybody wants to watch the TV
I'm on a radio
I'm on a local radio

If I could save the broadcaster
I might do it
I just might do it
Now itís over to Phil
With the latest news?
Is it really worth it?
If I can give the weather report, it is

Yeah I'm on a local radio slot
Sounds kinda low paid but I like it a lot
I'm an answer to the man in a car
It's 'cos he's going far
On a radio, on a radio, on a radio, a radio, a radio, a radio, a radio, a radio
Yeah I'm on a radio

Jack the Tripper
06-16-2005, 08:34 AM
Mainly, none of these parodies are the thread starter's. Someone should file a law suit against him for this.

Jack the Tripper
06-16-2005, 08:45 AM
Here's where you can find the parodies this retard stole

http://www.amiright.com/artists/offspring.shtml

ruroken
06-16-2005, 08:46 AM
Wrong forum, shitty writing, etc. this thread sucks for so many reasons.

Jack the Tripper
06-16-2005, 09:07 AM
This thread shall burn in hell.

dain84
06-17-2005, 10:23 AM
Here's where you can find the parodies this retard stole

http://www.amiright.com/artists/offspring.shtml
I posted those, except for that last one, which I admitted to taking.

Jack the Tripper
06-17-2005, 12:12 PM
I posted those, except for that last one, which I admitted to taking.
What about the ones I made? I made parodies with different names there.

Titus
06-17-2005, 03:43 PM
lol
Thats funny, gratz! :D