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voodoomagik
06-06-2005, 09:51 AM
i'd fight against gandhi---that whould be an easy one.... :D
how about you?

Noodles is gay
06-06-2005, 09:59 AM
I'd fight Melvin....*cough*mud-wrestle. :p



Actually I'd quite enjoy going against Bill Gates or Pentheseleia (Amazon queen); either of those would be cool.

Noodles is gay
06-06-2005, 10:04 AM
Nah; we'd start to wrestle then look into each others eyes and fall madly in love (like Pentheseleia and swift-footed Achilles himself!) - a 'fight' of a kind would follow but possibly not what Voodoomagik had in mind.

JohnnyNemesis
06-06-2005, 10:05 AM
This always gets that M.O.P. song "Fight Club" stuck in my head.

Anyway, I'd fight Lisa Kudrow, the woman who played "Phoebe" on Friends. She is incredibly annoying and deserves only the most painful death.

voodoomagik
06-06-2005, 10:08 AM
This always gets that M.O.P. song "Fight Club" stuck in my head.

Anyway, I'd fight Lisa Kudrow, the woman who played "Phoebe" on Friends. She is incredibly annoying and deserves only the most painful death.
god dammit i hate her too...... :mad:

Endymion
06-06-2005, 10:19 AM
stephen hawking

notoriousdoc
06-06-2005, 10:21 AM
All religious extremists
(Nearly) all politicians
The entire cast of friends

With something sharp (HAHAHAHA!)

JohnnyNemesis
06-06-2005, 10:34 AM
With something sharp (HAHAHAHA!)

Screw that! Nothing can match the unforgiving density of a well clenched fist bashing against your victim's skull repeatedly.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-06-2005, 10:45 AM
I'd fight against..... Michael Jackson! hehehe..... :D

the_GoDdEsS
06-06-2005, 10:48 AM
stephen hawking

This kinda cracked me up. Is there a scientific reason behind it too?

the_GoDdEsS
06-06-2005, 10:50 AM
To answer the question: Johnny Depp. He doesn't seem THAT insanely strong and he's kinda hot. Wrestling with hot people is better.

Fat Boy Samsam
06-06-2005, 10:57 AM
Wrestling with hot people is better.

Yes.. I'd like to wrestle with a young Pamela Anderson - but only if there was skippy thongs and mud involved!

the_GoDdEsS
06-06-2005, 11:18 AM
Heh, yeah because you can smack their lip bleeding and then lick it off shexily. Omfg, hawt or what?

killer_queen
06-06-2005, 11:20 AM
so, keanu reeves...

Mannen som blev en gris
06-06-2005, 11:37 AM
so, keanu reeves...
So.....
http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/african-grey-parrot-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/african-grey-parrot-0017.jpg
VS
http://www.galaxies.ca/kr89891.jpg
Intresting.

killer_queen
06-06-2005, 11:39 AM
well, it's obvious that i'm gonna win.

ASP
06-06-2005, 01:24 PM
I would fight Hitler. He would be the most fun person from all of time to kick the shit out of.

wheelchairman
06-06-2005, 02:42 PM
The first two times I saw Fight Club I thought it was incredibly revolutionary and brilliant. The 3rd time I realized it just pointed out the obvious.

Just like to say though, that the author of the book is from Cascadia and a genius. (Cascadia = oppressed Republic of the United States made up of Oregon, Washington, and Northern California. Support Cascadian liberation!)

LOdAT
06-06-2005, 02:46 PM
I would fight Hitler. He would be the most fun person from all of time to kick the shit out of.

hhehhee, hell yah! I will start by ripping that mustache of him!

RXP
06-06-2005, 03:49 PM
I'd take on Bredan Shanahan and get my ass kicked cause he has about a foot and a hundred pounds on me.

http://www.redwingsrule1.homestead.com/files/shanahanvcullimore.jpg

voodoomagik
06-07-2005, 02:02 AM
I'd take on Bredan Shanahan and get my ass kicked cause he has about a foot and a hundred pounds on me.

http://www.redwingsrule1.homestead.com/files/shanahanvcullimore.jpg
i wudn't go there.....

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 02:04 AM
I'd fight Tyson.

RXP
06-07-2005, 02:38 AM
He'd KO you with a warm up jab. And you can't claim to be more nutty than him like you usually do to physically superior beings. The guy is crazier than you and a lot more lethel.

voodoomagik
06-07-2005, 02:45 AM
eh..he's just a barbie doll....

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 05:14 AM
RXP, no shit. My decision still stands.

voodoomagik
06-26-2005, 08:22 AM
RXP, no shit. My decision still stands.
after i saw his last match, i'd say you got a shoot...

Sin Studly
06-26-2005, 08:25 AM
Keep in mind that whoever he was fighting was a trained fighter. I'm not.

I'd have a chance of surviving the first punch, that's all.

I'd still fight him though.

voodoomagik
06-26-2005, 08:27 AM
dead man, dead man walking here.....

Sin Studly
06-27-2005, 12:47 AM
Yeah, I might save that one until after I've completed all my other life goals.

But as soon as that's done, me and Iron Mike, we gon' dance.

shame?me?y,ihavenone...
06-27-2005, 01:09 AM
i want to hunt down simple plan, good charlotte and avril lava-whatsy and hang them by their balls (or lack there of) on rusty meat hooks until they start singing camp fire songs in the voice of a little girl, then i would hack them up with an axe and stick their limbs on my cieling.... that would teach avril to compare herself to sid vicious.. bastard *shakes fist angrily*

or i would march myself down to the white house and all the other places where the world leaders hang out. and rip their still beating heart out of their chest and show them how black it is before they die........ hehe, bless wayne's world :)

Noodfan
06-27-2005, 03:46 AM
i would fight LoDat. and beat him easily. :mad:

RXP
06-27-2005, 03:54 AM
I'd fight the_goddess. I think I could take her.

Vera
06-27-2005, 04:35 AM
Fight Club is males only so I wouldn't be able to fight anyone.

RXP
06-27-2005, 04:36 AM
You could fight me? Oh shit no wait you're in the weight class above me ;-)

Sin Studly
06-27-2005, 04:42 AM
Why is everyone picking people they think they can beat?

Fucking pussies.

RXP
06-27-2005, 04:46 AM
How about me and you? But no dirty fighting. Just using your fists. Otherwise you'd win cause you have experience with fighting dirty/unfair.

Sin Studly
06-27-2005, 04:48 AM
Dude, I don't know how to use my fucking fists.

I'm still game, though.

Preecey
06-27-2005, 04:49 AM
I'd take on Bin Laden. I reckon I'd have a decent chance.

RXP
06-27-2005, 04:49 AM
Nor do I really. I watch a lot of hockey fights tho. So I guess I'd just grab your t-shirt pull it over your head and KO you. Ala Tie Domi.

But there's only one rule in fight club: no socks or shirts, right?

Vera
06-27-2005, 04:51 AM
You could fight me? Oh shit no wait you're in the weight class above me ;-)
No, Fight Club is males only. Because I'm female, I wouldn't be able to go there and fight anyone.

Fight Club's got nothing to do with weight classes, either.

Re-watch the movie.

Sin Studly
06-27-2005, 04:54 AM
Nor do I really. I watch a lot of hockey fights tho. So I guess I'd just grab your t-shirt pull it over your head and KO you. Ala Tie Domi.

But there's only one rule in fight club: no socks or shirts, right?

I watch rugby fights. So I guess I'd just jam my finger up your anus.

And there are like, seven rules of fight club.

RXP
06-27-2005, 01:39 PM
I read the book and all I can recall is no shirts, no socks. Oh yeah and no one talks about fightclub.

ninth
06-27-2005, 01:45 PM
I'd fight anyone for the honor of the führer.

Sin Studly
06-28-2005, 05:06 AM
Two men to a fight, one fight at a time, if somebody goes limp, yells "stop" or taps out the fight is over, fights go on as long as they have to...

... and the final rule of Fight Club. If this is your first night, you have to fight.

That's all I remember.

Preecey
06-28-2005, 05:08 AM
No, wait he also said that if the guy calls: 'Stop!' you have to stop.

Sin Studly
06-28-2005, 05:13 AM
if somebody goes limp, yells "stop" or taps out the fight is over

your illiterate

Preecey
06-28-2005, 05:21 AM
Oh yeah. And how the fuck could I be illiterate? Anyway, must not have read the post right.

voodoomagik
10-31-2005, 06:22 AM
changed my mind...i'd fight ben affleck!
i hate this guy so much, i just wanna "throw him against a tree and hit him"......god damn!

Original prankstA
10-31-2005, 06:37 AM
id fight ashton kutcher...hes a faggot