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TractorBoy
06-07-2005, 01:14 AM
Are you interested in helping out your local animal charity.

We have already the names of 10 animal charities, but we are looking
for more localized charities, and if you would like to nominate yours,
then please go to www.apetcemetery.com and click on forum.

There you will find a topic on animal charities and you can add yours, and if it meets our criteria, we will add it to our
database.

NB. Please note that signing up is very basic, and you can choose to
withhold your e-mail address

Phil
www.apetcemetery.com (A Pet Cemetery)

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 02:05 AM
Animals are lame. They deserve to be eaten.

RXP
06-07-2005, 02:30 AM
Kel na kree!

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 02:34 AM
Jai ma Kali.

RXP
06-07-2005, 02:41 AM
Shova Jafa!

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 05:21 AM
I vant vun serve chicken vindaloo and vun serve fish madras and four papadom, cully-muncher.

wheelchairman
06-07-2005, 05:39 AM
I hate such ridiculously specific activism as 'helping animals'. Seriously, the reason you don't accomplish anything is because you hippy morons don't have any larger goals, once you save the frickin' porcupines from redneck beer cans, the world will become some perfect haven between man and nature, the fuck? This is ridiculous, see above and beyond the problem to the social conditions, economics, etc, that are already in play, instead of being some hemp-wearing dipshit.

And Indian food is good. Don't know any Indian words except those that are close to urdu.

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 06:18 AM
Animals are cuter and more cuddly than social injustice, duh.

wheelchairman
06-07-2005, 06:21 AM
Animals are cuter and more cuddly than social injustice, duh.
w0rd. besides, the upper-middle class thinks everyone else is upper-middle class too, except for those lazy mexican bastards.

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 06:35 AM
I had this awesome plan to pick up a hippie chick by pretending i'm an animal-loving vegan who rescues test-rabbits from cosmetic testing labs and shit, then when she was all melting and totally in love with me I planned to kick a puppy, right in front of her.

It'd be great if I wasn't too lazy to do shit like that.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 03:44 PM
I had this awesome plan to pick up a hippie chick by pretending i'm an animal-loving vegan who rescues test-rabbits from cosmetic testing labs and shit, then when she was all melting and totally in love with me I planned to kick a puppy, right in front of her.

It'd be great if I wasn't too lazy to do shit like that.

HAHAHAHA! God, that was funny :D

Noodles is gay
06-07-2005, 04:04 PM
Animals are lame. They deserve to be eaten.

hummm....I actually agree with you for once.

Why waste money giving it to animal charities - so much more could be done with that money.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 04:05 PM
Why waste money giving it to animal charities - so much more could be done with that money.

Like extra BBQ sauce.

Noodles is gay
06-07-2005, 04:09 PM
well, to be frank, yes. :D

Like that restaurant who's chefs received death threats because they were serving squirrel meat silly animal rights people.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 04:10 PM
Squirrels are useless anyway. They get nuts, hide them, can't find them again.

Squirrel Steak is an effective use of meat, IMHO. Stupid retarded ferrets, that's all squirrels are.

Noodles is gay
06-07-2005, 04:13 PM
Rats with a bushy tail, that is all. Still, I wouldn't say no to a plate of squirrel meat - be nice to try in the very least.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 04:15 PM
Could make the heads into novelty nutcrackers.

Noodles is gay
06-07-2005, 04:15 PM
HAHA! very good...yes :D

And the tails?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 04:16 PM
Feather dusters.

omfgz, efficient!

Noodles is gay
06-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Yeah! exactly! I have no idea what those animal rights people are worried about - it's not like we're being wasteful or anything.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 04:20 PM
We'd even use the nuts.

HEY HEY! :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 05:39 PM
I just made a pork and mayonnaise sandwich, and I'm eating it while imagining pigs being squished up.

Tastes the same.

LOdAT
06-07-2005, 05:40 PM
I just made a pork and mayonnaise sandwich, and I'm eating it while imagining pigs being squished up.

Tastes the same.

Lol!!

Im eating barbeque chicken and i think of chickens being killed...cool.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-07-2005, 05:42 PM
You know what's the best? Sitting round a table of people who're eating a meal and saying "Help" in the voice of the animal you're eating. So fun.

LOdAT
06-07-2005, 05:43 PM
You know what's the best? Sitting round a table of people who're eating a meal and saying "Help" in the voice of the animal you're eating. So fun.

Lol, i should try that!

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 06:28 PM
If you could find people willing to eat with you.