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bhg_rulz2
06-07-2005, 03:13 AM
-what is a yellow point in the middle of the sea???

---------- a little dead chicken!

-why did the girl fell off the swing?

---------- Because she doesn't have arms

-and why does she could't get up?
------because she doesnt have legs either!

-mom! mom!...in the school they called me wolf-men!

-----MOM TALKING TO THE HUSBAND: honey!...the dog is talking to me!


Post ur favorite jokes here!!

panzor41
06-07-2005, 03:34 AM
These two guys at work were talking:

Rob: Yo, CT where's Jack today?
CT: O he called in sick
Rob: Well....whats wrong with him?
CT: He's blowing chunks.
Rob: Friggin panzy.
CT: No...dude.....Chunks is his dogs name.


lol :D

Jimbob2005
06-07-2005, 03:51 AM
This thread is pathetic. Anyone who supports this thread is pathetic.

THREAD CLOSED.

Sin Studly
06-07-2005, 05:19 AM
Tryin to kill it before we whip out the gook jokes, eh boy?

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 12:29 PM
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?


Dinner at Hooters.

offspring kid
06-08-2005, 12:36 PM
a women lives alone with a dog his name is FASHION who is very sick these days so the women goes to take a shower,for some reason the dog started barking and ran out of the house,the women ran out after him NAKED and as people see her naked she is screaming after the dog FASHION,FASHION,FASHION,FASHION and people thought that her nudeness was a FASHION :D

Preecey
06-08-2005, 12:45 PM
Guy goes to a bar and says: "Hi, I want a pint of bitter and a pint of grit, please."

The Barman looks at him and asks him why he wants the grit.

"Oh, I want one for the road".
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Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:06 PM
-what is a yellow point in the middle of the sea???

---------- a little dead chicken!

-why did the girl fell off the swing?

---------- Because she doesn't have arms

-and why does she could't get up?
------because she doesnt have legs either!

-mom! mom!...in the school they called me wolf-men!

-----MOM TALKING TO THE HUSBAND: honey!...the dog is talking to me!


Post ur favorite jokes here!!
I know mine was bad, but it can't be any worse than this. Nah, I'm kidding.
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