cop- "karin, why'd you spray paint your initials on the principle's car?"
me- "cause i felt like it"
cop- "why'd you steal golf cart?"
me -"cause i felt like it"
cop- "why'd you steal the president's shoe, dip it in llama poop, dice it up, mix it in to his cereal, and feed it to him for breakfast?"
me- "tell me you didn't think that was funny?"