Scary Clown jokes
I need scary/funny clown one-liners. I'm working at a haunted trail and am trying to come up with dialogue ideas for my audition tomorrow.
I've got a few:
-I just wanna take your intestines and make them into balloon animals.
-Be patient. You will all get your turn to die. I've been dead once already. Its very liberating. Consider it ... uhh... therapy
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Everything floats down here!
Here's a shitty one that I barely remember.
Two guys were eating a clown.
"This tastes funny."
This is the best so far.
Originally Posted by GamerKT