Santa, by and large, is an unpleasant concept to me and my mom was never good at faking it to begin with. I doubt my future, hypothetical children will be raised to believe in him.
ATTENTION ALL CHILDREN: The present overlord has made his assessments. Those he deems naughty are not eligible for love. They get coal. Go light a fire, bitches.
Irrational AND illogical. If I seem to be contradicting myself, then I have just proven my point.