Alternate Song Titles
Well I just made up this game. Let's see how it will take off. The objective of the game is to take the name of an Offspring song and give it a different name. You can even take multiple songs at a post.
I'll go first.
Da Hui-Don't Fuck (With Da Hui)
Self Esteem-My Girlfriend is a Bitch.
You guys wanna play
Gone Away (And It Feeeeeeeeeeeeels)
Gotta Get Away (From Meeeeeeeeeeeee)
Pay The Man (Shut Up, You Talk Too Much)
Cool To Hate (I Even Hate You Too, So Fuck You)
You're Gonna Go Far Kid (Dance Fucker Dance)
Half-Truism (Quo Modo)
Hammerhead (Bang, Bang It Hammers In My Head)
Defy You (All My Will, All My Strengh, Rip It Out, Start Again)
Dirty Magic (The Things You Say, Games You Play)
Slim Pickens Does The Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell (Dancer Fucker Dance, Let The Motherfucker Burn)
The Blurb (?) ;)!
Bad Habit (Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn motherfucker)
Stuff is messed up (Shit Is Fucked Up)
Dividing by Zero (Closing in on you)
Turning into you (I Try To be Me)
a lot like me (How does it feel?)
Denial Revisited: If You Go
Half Trusim: A Good Day to Die
Here's one from a Noodles interview-
Cruising California: Caboose
Cruisin' California: Bumpin' in My Trunk
Why Don't You Get A Job? - Bitch!
She's Got Issues - Call a Professional
Come Out Swinging - In Your Way
Spare Me the Details - If You Don't Mind
Worst Hangover Ever - Never Gonna Drink Again (though, that title would clash with Never Gonna Find Me on the Splinter tracklist)
End of the Line - Can't Make It On My Own
Vultures - Save It
Why Don't You Get A Job? -- Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da