A friend of mine posts pretty much nothing but blurry cell phone pics of her baby. "We're at the park and here's our baby sitting in his stroller, with a bored look on his face, and complete with blur and bad picture quality!"
Originally Posted by _Lost_
One of my friends, though, always posts funny captions with her pictures. One picture of her baby with a set of toy keys around her wrist said, "[Baby's name] knows how to rock the chunky bracelet". I can appreciate that shit.
Showing off is like, 80% of the point of social media. I do tend to get annoyed sometimes with oversharing, but that's what it's there for.
I'm not joking when I say that my brothers girlfriend hasn't posted *ANYTHING* that doesn't have some connection to their children in the nearly 4 years since they had their first child.
I mean literally, everything from sore nipples from breastfeeding (why the FUCK would you share that?) to only vaguely related "I'm totally going out with my girlfriends tonight, it will be nice to get some peace from the kids BUTOMGZOLGOVEEH I WILL MISS THEM CRYCRYCRY/wrist". It never ends. Ever.
I'm 100% certain, and I really mean that, I have absolute certainty of what I'm about to say. There are more photos in existence of their son, who is not even one year old yet, than there are of me, considering I'm 24 that's quite the achievement.
I almost feel bad for these people. It's like they can find no purpose in life other than to take care of their offspring. "Omg I finally did something with my life - I popped out babies! I will show the world how awesome I am by being a parent!!!" I'd feel really bad for them if they weren't so damn obnoxious.
Originally Posted by mrconeman
First they came for the parents,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a parent.
Then they came for the pet owners,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a pet owner.
Then they came for the dudes who really love their cars,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a dude who really loves his car.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.
I find that constant pet stuff gets super annoying, but I've never seen any one of my friends posting daily (or even weekly) mundane pictures and updates about their dog's big poop. But if I saw someone posting about their pets as much as I see people posting about their kids, I'd be just as annoyed.
Originally Posted by Little_Miss_1565
What I don't mind:
- Hey here's some shit my kid did.
- Gaw look at my pet!
- Here is a video I like! And another! And another!
What I do mind:
- Play this shitty game I'm addicted to!
- Share this racist/mind-numbing/scammy image or you might die!
- I'm so depressed I hate my life I'm gonna be single Fuck men ugh pissed off again.
Britpunk knows what's up. Kids are annoying, but not half as bad as some Facebook trends.
I have nothing to contribute yet come bearing praise for this post.
Originally Posted by WebDudette