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    Nuttin'. Roy B.'s death speech is just the first...

    Nuttin'. Roy B.'s death speech is just the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title.
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    "Morbidly obese." That's fucked up that you'd...

    "Morbidly obese." That's fucked up that you'd have to lose weight just to become obese.
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    This thread is useless without pics.

    This thread is useless without pics.
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    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe....

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like...
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    Right on. Plus ancient samurai warriors probably...

    Right on. Plus ancient samurai warriors probably wrote deeper death poems than:

    my soul is crushed
    in an crushing abyss

    And did she decide to wait until the 19th to kill herself so she could...
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    American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of...

    American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer. Damn terrific biography on the life of the famous American physicist, first hailed as a hero for his lead role in the Manhattan...
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    That's beautiful. I'd love to be your huckleberry...

    That's beautiful. I'd love to be your huckleberry and will happily fill your other holes.



    You're off the hook then, but you should see it sometime. It's a great movie and Kilmer kills as Doc...
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    Most girls I know like Boondock Saints; guys, not...

    Most girls I know like Boondock Saints; guys, not so much. Since you're both, there's obviously half a chance you'll enjoy it. I thought it could/should have been better, especially for a vigilante...
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    Isn't psychology what you're going to be studying?

    Isn't psychology what you're going to be studying?
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    Count me in, huckleberry.

    Count me in, huckleberry.
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    A lot of these chicks look like they'd have...

    A lot of these chicks look like they'd have wide-set vaginas.
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    Stalag 17 This is the only collaboration between...

    Stalag 17
    This is the only collaboration between Wilder and Holden that matters. It's a black comedy set in a German POW Camp and Holden, as always, is golden.

    Naked Spur
    It's great to see...
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    Relax, grasshopper. All I'm saying is if you're...

    Relax, grasshopper. All I'm saying is if you're going to go against basic principles you should already know, then you should have shot your wad all the way and used your "national champ" skills to...
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    I get you were defending your brother, but...

    I get you were defending your brother, but doesn't losing your cool and attacking like that violate the basic philosophy of karate, mr. national champ? Your sensei would not be proud of you, Daniel...
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    That makes me hard.

    That makes me hard.
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    That's some funny shit.

    That's some funny shit.
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    Fuckin' classic.

    Fuckin' classic.
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    Cliffs: Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy...

    Cliffs: Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks and I'm a stupid jerk. The end.

    Like most of you little shits here, Holden Caulfield puts the emo in...
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    I don't care enough to jump into the fray of...

    I don't care enough to jump into the fray of stupidity, but I agree with post 69 (how appropriate).



    Yeah. In a world of turds, he's a floater.
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    I don't blame you, since I can hardly believe it...

    I don't blame you, since I can hardly believe it myself. I did try coffee flavored beer once, though, which wasn't as bad as it may sound, but one bottle was definitely enough.
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    That's a combo I've never tried. I'll have to...

    That's a combo I've never tried. I'll have to give it a go.



    I'm not a total wad of testosterone, little lady. I grind my own beans in a vintage coffee mill, which I think is kinda girly.
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    Love the stuff and I drink it strong and straight...

    Love the stuff and I drink it strong and straight up, as black as a blackie at midnight. None of that fancy faggy crap and if I ever step foot in a Starbucks, castrate me.

    Best thing that goes...
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    Agreed on all counts. ...

    Agreed on all counts.

    http://www.monstermania.net/RLeeErmey4.jpg

    As far as Full Metal Jacket goes, R Lee Ermey fucking owns that movie. His depiction of a gunny is as close to the real thing...
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    You're on, ace. Heads or tails?

    You're on, ace. Heads or tails?
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    Forget the fuckin' tits. This tells me all I need...

    Forget the fuckin' tits. This tells me all I need to know. Well that and the reaction of Not Ozymandias. You asked for it, man.
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