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    And today, you're a very happy, totally not...

    And today, you're a very happy, totally not bitter sounding adult.:) Everyone should do just as Mota13 does.
  2. Thread: Tattoos?

    by wheelchairman
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    Why does the tail have stripes? Why does...

    Why does the tail have stripes? Why does Charmander have the body shape of that weird purple thing from early 90s McD commercials?

    There is so much to love.

    Was that purple thing's name...
  3. Thread: Tattoos?

    by wheelchairman
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    As you get older, you hope your tastes become...

    As you get older, you hope your tastes become less comically superficial.

    At this point, I just feel pity for people with facial tattoos.

    Disclaimer: When I found out about the world's worst...
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    I'm enjoying book 2 of the Stormlight Archive....

    I'm enjoying book 2 of the Stormlight Archive. Sanderson once answered an e-mail I wrote to him, so I'll die believing he's a great writer, even if his next book is largely copy/pasted from the phone...
  5. Well this was the nostalgia trip I needed. Thanks...

    Well this was the nostalgia trip I needed. Thanks everyone!
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    Om nom nom, excellent to see source criticism...

    Om nom nom, excellent to see source criticism when its so painfully needed.
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    I work as a bookkeeper in one of the largest...

    I work as a bookkeeper in one of the largest retail chains in Denmark. The policy here is that people should take breaks freely within reason. I check facebook often, but it doesn't get in the way of...
  8. I have an embarrassing story about LM1565 I...

    I have an embarrassing story about LM1565 I promised her I'd share. This thread makes me want to sit on it longer. Also now I teased it, it will never live up to expectations.

    Bighead, you got...
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    1. Does society need religion? Society is an...

    1. Does society need religion?
    Society is an abstract concept. Therefore it is neither alive nor dead, and thus has no needs.

    2. Is religion the reason for wars?
    No, of course not. Otherwise...
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    Don't pay attention to Moto, he doesn't have...

    Don't pay attention to Moto, he doesn't have thoughts or opinions. And if he talks long enough he'll convince everyone to become left-wing live/let live types.

    He's the christian rock equivalent...
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    It won't spread here. It requires poor government...

    It won't spread here. It requires poor government infrastructure and a lack of indoor plumbing helps. Our infrastructure is too well developed for more than a handful of isolated cases.

    However,...
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    I think its awesome that Moto's views of...

    I think its awesome that Moto's views of transgenders are an accurate description of this board's feelings about Moto.
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    You're European the same way Latin Americans...

    You're European the same way Latin Americans aren't American.
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    A european who doesn't find men in drag...

    A european who doesn't find men in drag hilarious? I don't believe it.
  15. Thread: Addicted

    by wheelchairman
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    but doesn't it kinda suck to have a boring...

    but doesn't it kinda suck to have a boring personality? I mean thats the reason why everyone brought up fake addictions, to add even a little flavoring, even if it is just a pinch of salt.
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    We haven't had a global scale war since 1945,...

    We haven't had a global scale war since 1945, life expectancy, and global quality of life have all gone up since 1917. (With an obvious dip for WW2). I don't know what you're talking about Eskimo,...
  17. Maybe two or three times a year I get shitfaced....

    Maybe two or three times a year I get shitfaced. As with everyone else in this thread close to my age, I found out that the lack of loud yell-y conversations, hangovers, or blacking out provided by a...
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    A comedian I follow who also went through...

    A comedian I follow who also went through depression and addiction pointed out that you actually do think about your family at that moment, you simply conclude they'd be better off.

    Suicide is...
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    He hasn't made a good movie in whats felt like...

    He hasn't made a good movie in whats felt like years. Yet it always seemed like he was out to cheer people up. Super sad.

    I love that this thread didn't follow the tacky ____ is DEAD convention....
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    Guys its a trick. Horatio Gnarr is an infamous...

    Guys its a trick. Horatio Gnarr is an infamous scam account. Sorry you had to hear it from me. Learn more about it at www.lemonparty.org
  21. I'm just saying, had it been me in that...

    I'm just saying, had it been me in that situation, it would've gone down differently. I would've broken everybody's arms. I guess you could say, their favorite band is the Offspring.

    The criticism...
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    I just saw Captain America 2. It fucking sucks....

    I just saw Captain America 2. It fucking sucks. Let me explain.

    For the first 2 hours (and this pointless collection of scenes is PREPOSTEROUSLY long) I was willing to just try and have a good...
  23. You're wondering if there are any authors who...

    You're wondering if there are any authors who wrote about their relationship to their parents?
    Someday, I will show you the Fiction section of your local library.

    See also, the entire heavy metal...
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    Man, it would be soooo convenient for you if...

    Man, it would be soooo convenient for you if Nixon never existed. That must really stick in your craw.
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    Oh Moto, so quick to call others gay, twice as...

    Oh Moto, so quick to call others gay, twice as quick to just flimsily try and prove how you are super-hetero. Cute, it makes so much sense you vote Republican.
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