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Waiting until you're forty and then dying of hypertension.

So, I just discovered that performing the Diva Dance is a fairly big thing in Eastern Europe (and Asia, to a lesser extent). I always assumed the original was synthesised somehow, since it seems well...

In all honesty, you barely touched on the true extent of my godlike magnificence. But saying that would make me sound sort of egotistical, since it's common courtesy not to rub your superiority in...

Another one ; the word "apologist", as it applies to political causes or historical regimes. It's such a smug, self-righteous cunt of a word that implies that whoever disagrees with you already knows...

Alright, so I'm wrong. Sorry for assuming you're a drug dealer. You're just a guy who thinks bandmates, groupies and online folks count as real friends.

Just curious though, you're a teenager...

ad8, that's wrong. Nobody ever buys or sells that stuff. It's a homebake for people who can't get anything else and don't care about dying.

Not to be insensitive, but I know a lot of ADD dole kids, and I'm betting your "huge social life" has to do with the fact that you're selling your medication to all your "friends" instead of taking...

Am I the only one whose testicles rage-clench whenever I hear somebody add "cha-cha-cha" to the Happy Birthday song? I've never even experienced this in real life, all I know is that at some point...

You'd probably do better concentrating on drug and gang activity instead of serial killings and the like. Once in a while some lazy, stupid gangsters will park outside a house and put a few hundred...

I'm watching it now and I honestly don't understand how these people can behave like this in a country full of gun-owners and haven't been shot yet. If you behaved like that here I can almost...

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Believe it or not, but rape is a universal and natural byproduct of war. Human males evolved to fight over mating rights, not land or ideology or patriotism, so life-threatening violence tends to...

It's the opposite for me. Every time I shave I end up with a highly-visible rash that lasts weeks and gets so painful that the traditional spider-bite remedy I use can't even begin to soothe it. And...

I generally agree with RageAndLov and PaintItBlack. Almost every torture mentioned here would either cause the victim to pass out (from shock, hypoxia, overheating, etc.), or the sheer physical...

Holy shit. A website entirely devoted to bullshit conspiracy theories reports a deathbed confession ; as originally published by a foreign-language rag which itself has been criticised for lacking...

The KGB already solved this. The answer is 'platypus venom'.

There's the New Zealand All-Blacks. To the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever found that offensive. Ever.



That was the Redshield Society. Redskin has always been about racial...

I don't usually defend bighead, but it was fair of him to assume it was probably Muslims. Extreme-right and left terrorists tend to hit targets they see as being part of whatever problem they're...

Google "Calvinism". It's a fairly popular branch of Protestantism which believes that free will does not exist, and that God has predetermined all human actions. That's pretty much as exaggerated as...

Grats on solving that one, I heard a bunch of guys have been arguing about it for a while now. You're an asset to humanity.

How can a societal norm like "don't judge people" exist without society judging the people that ignore it?

I once took two days off work because I ran out of milk for my cornflakes (I made up a different excuse though, obviously).

Yeah, I'd take the day off.

I grew up fairly poor, but well looked-after, so I have some pretty good recipes from my parents. Most of them rely on stuff you can just walk outside and get without much trouble, like rabbit, fish,...

It doesn't sound like it was a serious problem to me either. You should all probably stop treating him like he's some sort of vulnerable invalid who needs your gushing praise and affirmation to stay...

They're civilian-legal in a lot of countries, even strict ones one like Britain, and they're widely used by police and coastguard for disabling vehicles, so a cop should be able to steal one pretty...