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    When you buy a sugar covered jelly donut...I mean...

    When you buy a sugar covered jelly donut...I mean you are hungry for one and you take a bite and there's like 1/2 friggin teaspoon of jelly. Whaaaaat the fuck. Really?? Is there some world wide jelly...
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    Lol...oh snap, I was served. Pet peeve,...

    Lol...oh snap, I was served.

    Pet peeve, people doing 27 mph in a 55 zone because we got 1" of snow.
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    Just sit and wait your turn like a good little...

    Just sit and wait your turn like a good little idiot. When we're done we'll let you know.
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    I was wondering if anyone caught that sentence...

    I was wondering if anyone caught that sentence deal. Very good. But you did say I was a pet peeve. Just saying.

    Also, the insertion of the words...you know...when speaking. Listen some time to...
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    The inability to mix a good martini...now that's...

    The inability to mix a good martini...now that's a valid pet peeve.

    One more...if you mean zero (0), as in the number zero, then say ZERO. Don't say O. O is not a number, it's a letter.
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    Again, a person cannot be a pet peeve. Only...

    Again, a person cannot be a pet peeve. Only actions or behaviors that you find unacceptable can be pet peeves. Try to get it right. It's a complex task. I will hope to read my previous post for my...
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    Saying your pet peeve is hating people who lie is...

    Saying your pet peeve is hating people who lie is like saying one of your pet peeves is you hate staff infections. No shit you hate lying...everyone does. But everyone does it. So, you hypocritical...
  8. Of course females can emit ejaculation....it's...

    Of course females can emit ejaculation....it's called spitting.
  9. I must travel to this world of Vagina...I will...

    I must travel to this world of Vagina...I will seek out this mythical creature called "Femaliusejaculatorus". I will stab it with my mighty staff... again and again and again...I will stuff my staff...
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    I personally like the song. But after giving it a...

    I personally like the song. But after giving it a good listen, and I hate to admit this...I think Llamas may be right about how it was produced etc... I listened to some older stuff and there is...
  11. Women's orgasms are like Bigfoot, Nessie and...

    Women's orgasms are like Bigfoot, Nessie and Obama's brain...do they really exist... and does anyone really care?
  12. And people wonder why this site is going downhill.

    And people wonder why this site is going downhill.
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    Tehran, Out on Patrol, LAPD.

    Tehran, Out on Patrol, LAPD.
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    I like it. Definitely has the Offspring vibe...no...

    I like it. Definitely has the Offspring vibe...no question there. Much better lead in song for an album (if one exists) than say DGB. I'm surprised that some on this site don't like it. Well, you're...
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    Of course it's OK to kill because of drawings....

    Of course it's OK to kill because of drawings. Ask any Muslim, they'll tell ya. Just because they have no fucking clue what muhamburger looks like is no reason to not be offended and murder innocent...
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    lol...lived there my entire life practically. Our...

    lol...lived there my entire life practically. Our orchard is there, machine shop is there, I hunt there, I fish there. Like I said, Iowa does have some flat areas, the eastern side is definitely not...
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    Why you were poor in the US is anyone's guess,...

    Why you were poor in the US is anyone's guess, can't help you there. Millions of others aren't, so I guess you just couldn't cut it here. Some can, some can't. Teaching is a tough gig.

    If you were...
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    Nigeria and quality of life should never be used...

    Nigeria and quality of life should never be used in the same sentence. Holy fuck.

    Kind of like equating ebola and a head cold.
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    What is a roide?

    What is a roide?
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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You, of all...

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You, of all people, should know this.
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    Eastern Iowa is the bomb diggity. The Mississippi...

    Eastern Iowa is the bomb diggity. The Mississippi river, HUGE valleys and streams, woods everywhere, apple orchards. Awsome. The farther west you go, it flattens out and corn is friggin everywhere. ...
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    Keep trolling you fucking idiot. You're like the...

    Keep trolling you fucking idiot. You're like the tootsie roll pop of stupidity. The more you say, the dumber you appear.
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    I am too stupid to post pics, but I dig the...

    I am too stupid to post pics, but I dig the country. I wouldn't be able to hang around a city atmosphere. Too crowded...drive me nuts. Yup...no doubt, it's pretty there near Slovenia. Going back to...
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    Look, you made TV laugh. That's about as...

    Look, you made TV laugh. That's about as difficult as having the ability to close a fucking door.

    PIB has exactly two replies to this thread. One of which had zero to do with the topic. Either he...
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    Slovenia does sound nice. Probably not going to...

    Slovenia does sound nice. Probably not going to visit any time soon. The US is the most beautiful country on the planet, so no need to look any farther.

    Well, thank god I troll then. It's the...
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