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  1. I dream about myself. I'm so sexy!

    I dream about myself. I'm so sexy!
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    I'm guessing it's the penis shaped logo on the...

    I'm guessing it's the penis shaped logo on the front of the desk that stands for big cock something. Am I right?
  3. Poll: We play rap with our banjos and violins.

    We play rap with our banjos and violins.
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    I bought underwear off the internet once.

    I bought underwear off the internet once.
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    Homer: "Those morons won't let me into their...

    Homer: "Those morons won't let me into their stupid club for idiots."
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    Because he's not sexy.

    Because he's not sexy.
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    Heroic and impressive in quality.

    Heroic and impressive in quality.
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    Don't neuter me, I don't have kids!

    Don't neuter me, I don't have kids!
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    Pop Tart porn is better.

    Pop Tart porn is better.
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    Hook me up with Joe Pesci.

    Hook me up with Joe Pesci.
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    Because it's a big onion!

    Because it's a big onion!
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    Ken Jennings!

    Ken Jennings!
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    I wish I was there. *Kisses skateboard

    I wish I was there. *Kisses skateboard
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    Here's an online dictionary. ...

    Here's an online dictionary.

    http://yourdictionary.com/
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    Some beer might help, untill you're depressed.

    Some beer might help, untill you're depressed.
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    Poll: I couldn't resist comparing him to a gnome. ...

    I couldn't resist comparing him to a gnome.

    http://img233.exs.cx/img233/3337/gnome1yz.png

    http://img233.exs.cx/img233/787/gnome25qo.png
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    I fixed it just now.

    I fixed it just now.
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    I think this will. ...

    I think this will.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5556088102&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
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    Jelly Bean Porn!

    Is it really neccasary to see naked jelly beans? We should dress them all. We shouldn't have jelly beans naked everywhere.
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    Jen - Bitch Mike - Asshole

    Jen - Bitch
    Mike - Asshole
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    This is a family photo! ...

    This is a family photo!

    http://img215.exs.cx/img215/6264/family11hg.png
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    For that, look to the big inflatable band listing...

    For that, look to the big inflatable band listing sign. It will also tell you the times.
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    Sexy! You don't have a unibrow!

    Sexy! You don't have a unibrow!
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    Used Boxers on Ebay

    Used boxers! They even come in a ziploc bag to guarantee freshness!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=312&item=5361513224&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW ]
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    Don't thank me, thank Ebay!

    Don't thank me, thank Ebay!
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