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  1. Cool story bro. No but seriously, that was a...

    Cool story bro.

    No but seriously, that was a really boring story.

    Bro.
  2. Dat ass. Anyway.. Face - 5 Ass - 8 Boobs...

    Dat ass.

    Anyway..

    Face - 5
    Ass - 8
    Boobs - 3

    Another ass man here.
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    Bighead's post makes me happy in my JohnnyNemesis.

    Bighead's post makes me happy in my JohnnyNemesis.
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    There's a very similar one in the UK - "John's...

    There's a very similar one in the UK - "John's got a face like a smacked arse". I always rather liked it too.

    Because my local dialect is so backward and weird, we have a lot of odd phrases that...
  5. I wouldn't agree in that I was swayed from my...

    I wouldn't agree in that I was swayed from my principles, since politically I don't really have any ideals as such anymore to sway from - I just wish I could see the look on my 17 year old self's...
  6. That's a good point, actually. It's not the same...

    That's a good point, actually. It's not the same sort of "care" I have for studying or anything else that's important to me.. maybe I've just become conditioned. Either way, Karl marx definitely...
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    Didn't have football at my school, just soccer....

    Didn't have football at my school, just soccer. And no, because I was tall and lanky and therefore a decent enough goalkeeper.

    I did get pushed into lockers for being a smart-arse know-it-all...
  8. Accidentally giving a shit; or, why Karl Marx doesn't like me anymore

    So, I have a job. A job I'm quite good at, but not one I ever saw myself doing. Briefly, I work for a bolting company, helping re-allocate stock to different depots and blah-de-blah etc etc.
    ...
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    Someone say penis?

    Someone say penis?
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    My favourite words at the moment are...

    My favourite words at the moment are lackadaisical, moribund, verismilitude and acquiesence. And yes I do find ways to get them into conversation.
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    Birmingham! I'll bring ice cream!

    Birmingham! I'll bring ice cream!
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    That doesn't ring a bell either to be honest.

    That doesn't ring a bell either to be honest.
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    Who the hell is this bipolar bear person?

    Who the hell is this bipolar bear person?
  14. 1565, I shall let you know how I find it; it's...

    1565, I shall let you know how I find it; it's top of my "to read" list at the moment, so I'll jump on it once I've finished my current read (Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss, which so far I...
  15. Great works of literature you haven't read

    One of these Facebook apps that everyone seems so keen on lately is a list of 100 essential reads, that everyone in the English-speaking world apparently needs to have read. While I don't agree with...
  16. Tea. Because I'm English and I was awake before...

    Tea. Because I'm English and I was awake before 9am.
  17. Nope. I'd look like an egg with Mr Potato Head...

    Nope. I'd look like an egg with Mr Potato Head ears.
  18. Ohhh! I see! I've wondered what one of them was...

    Ohhh! I see! I've wondered what one of them was on and off for years.
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    That strikes me as being very similar to the...

    That strikes me as being very similar to the whole "Rainbow parties" thing, which turned out to be utter bullshit too.

    I'm also amused at the idea that the jelly bracelets might also have WWJD? on...
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    I totally agree. I'm a bit of a pansy when it...

    I totally agree. I'm a bit of a pansy when it comes to scary things anyway - I didn't even like Silent Hill 2 all that much because it made me jittery - so Amnesia scared ten shades of shit out of...
  21. Yeah, it's just another work for an apartment. I...

    Yeah, it's just another work for an apartment. I have absolutely no idea what a condo is.

    And there's plenty to do in England, provided you're quite a heavy drinker. Most activities will include a...
  22. Nursing a semi over here.

    Nursing a semi over here.
  23. I want to see the phrase "Threp'ny bit" come back...

    I want to see the phrase "Threp'ny bit" come back into circulation. From now on, by TUNB Decree, the centimetre shall be the Threp'ny bit.

    We don't tip well because most servers in the UK are...
  24. Oh the irony! (we do that really well too)

    Oh the irony! (we do that really well too)
  25. germany has caused warz. rooooooyal britannia...

    germany has caused warz.

    rooooooyal britannia
    marmalade and jaaaam
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