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    Exclamation today

    Today I finally worked up the courage to ask out the guy I like. I asked him to the Valentine's (backward) dance. I bet nobody can guess how he responded.
    Could be good. could be bad.
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    Reading this thread made me throw up.
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    What did he say!?!??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7Seconds View Post
    What did he say!?!??!
    He didn't say anything!
    Quote Originally Posted by T-6005 View Post
    Reading this thread made me throw up.
    Because I'm already sick and the color scheme must have set me off. Sorry about that.
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    Also, sometimes I'm not sober. Sometimes I make threads when I'm not sober.
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    You're too late. I've already infiltrated the Offspring forums. Next, it's the world!
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    Cranking it into a red solo cup while watching 40 year old re-runs of I Dream of Jeanie all the while snorting black pepper and knocking back shots of Jack.

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    In other words, he said no.
    "Noodles, the man who put the O in Obrigado." - Dexter Holland

    "You're a sexy fucking audience!" - Noodles

    "It is the power of music, to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice, it is like hypnotism." -Beethoven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan M. View Post
    In other words, he said no.
    No he did something but not using words. I am waiting to see if any of you can figure out what he did!
    Quote Originally Posted by T-6005 View Post
    Reading this thread made me throw up.
    Because I'm already sick and the color scheme must have set me off. Sorry about that.
    Quote Originally Posted by XYlophonetreeZ View Post
    Also, sometimes I'm not sober. Sometimes I make threads when I'm not sober.
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    You're too late. I've already infiltrated the Offspring forums. Next, it's the world!
    Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
    Cranking it into a red solo cup while watching 40 year old re-runs of I Dream of Jeanie all the while snorting black pepper and knocking back shots of Jack.

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    Did he kiss you?
    "Noodles, the man who put the O in Obrigado." - Dexter Holland

    "You're a sexy fucking audience!" - Noodles

    "It is the power of music, to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice, it is like hypnotism." -Beethoven

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    Morse code farts?
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    do you have boobs??? because in your picture it looks like you have. are you a boy or a girl?

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    ಠ_ಠ

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    Did he slap you?
    "Noodles, the man who put the O in Obrigado." - Dexter Holland

    "You're a sexy fucking audience!" - Noodles

    "It is the power of music, to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice, it is like hypnotism." -Beethoven

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    He dropped his pants right on the spot and masturbated.

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