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    Slightly hungover today - nothing sucks like cleaning up after a big party. I hadn't been that wasted in a while, and it showed in my actions. Most of the night I was a total piece of party awesome - charming host, flirtatious but not too much so, a great presence with unmatched comedic timing and witty repertoire. And then I smashed my mp3 player to pieces, got into a screaming match, got pushed over a railing into the snow below, and caused a crying fit. This mode lasted approximately 15 minutes and then everything was back to normal, the way it had been before. Very odd.

    Today is devoted to cleaning up since everyone's at work (except I am not vacuuming the carpet no matter what anyone says) and Street Fighter Alpha 3.
    Thibault's New Music Site!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis View Post
    In retrospect, it was more her sexual failure than mine, considering I rejected her at the end of the night. But still, wtf is wrong with me?!
    There is nothing wrong with stopping someone who is about to commit a huge sin. What you did was lovely and God will put you in his heaven for this. Just stop drinking those filthy things to get drunk and you will be the best muslim ever.

    And yeah, I'm drunk. And I feel dizzy.
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    Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk should be read by every high school student so they can be like "dude, wtf, this sucks."

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    Yesterday after ice hockey match another good party with Offspring songs played on the jukebox. We met a guy from Switzerland at bowling club, who came to our republic to get his teeth repaired and see the country. We tried to drink him under the table by shots of rum, but he got it and managed to escape.

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    Just got back from a Stag Party. The "Stag" got arrested for being drunk and disorderly. I've just thrown up into a plastic bag and everything tastes really sweet sweet now

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    Finally heading to bed after ages spent drunkardly embrassing my housemate and his new lady friend!

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    fuck everything i are drunk
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    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    last night I got my 2 flasks and carried 13oz Jager to my friend's place. Then we drank that and some rum in like an hour or less and played halo3 on xbox live. was the shit. then when I got back home my dad was waiting for me. I managed to not puke on anything valuable though. right now I feel sorta like shit but I guess I'm functional. being hungover isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Or maybe I'm not really hungover.

    I'd have typed that last night or more accurately this morning around 1am when I got back, but I was barely able to take off my boots so I headed straight for my bed because I was really too unstable balance-wise to do anything at all.

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    mmm...
    yesterday...
    vodka, baileys, beer, malibu, sambuca, bacardi, wine & waterpipe...
    funny evening/night/morning!
    no hangover... never had one, even if I drink twice the amount of alcohol that my friends do...

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    Bleh, eleven cherry's, two vodkas and sooo many beers... Huh, I love being drunk... Huhuhuu, I'm gonna piss someone off... Let's see who

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    holy fucking dhit dhit shit hwhoahz.
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    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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