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    Ever wonder why pretty boys never get raped until they go to jail?


    10 signs you have a small penis:

    1.When your gf sees your penis and asks you "Are you cold?" you say no.
    2.When on the crapper you can see your shit without moving your dick.
    3.You question his existance.
    4.Your boner looks like a Vienna Sausage.
    5.When you jump your testicles pop out of your boxer hole.
    6.You can walk around with a boner all day and people mistake it for a wardrobe malfunction.
    7.While watching American Pie you masturbate.
    8.You can only piss your undies not your pants.
    9.You are a homosexual.
    10.LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Your name is Wishomie,Duracell...
    Schaukeln Sie aus mit Ihrem Hahn aus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by That Punk Kid You Love
    Ever wonder why pretty boys never get raped until they go to jail?


    10 signs you have a small penis:

    1.When your gf sees your penis and asks you "Are you cold?" you say no.
    2.When on the crapper you can see your shit without moving your dick.
    3.You question his existance.
    4.Your boner looks like a Vienna Sausage.
    5.When you jump your testicles pop out of your boxer hole.
    6.You can walk around with a boner all day and people mistake it for a wardrobe malfunction.
    7.While watching American Pie you masturbate.
    8.You can only piss your undies not your pants.
    9.You are a homosexual.
    10.LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Your name is Wishomie,Duracell...
    You'll never be me, don't even try. Exit out the back, and never show your head around again. Purchase your ticket and quickly take the last train out of town.

    An stand aside and let the next one pass don't let the door kick you in the ass.
    Theres no return to the BBS
    Theres no return to the BBS
    Theres no return to the BBS
    Theres no return to the BBS
    Don't even try.

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