Man Gets Fucked To Death By A Horse! (NSFW, as though there was a question)

[Rooster]

According to The Hoofington Post, the guy just wanted a stable relationship.

[Dulce]

ROFLMFAOLOL!!!!1111 @ tags. Whatever happened to two chicks and a cup????1111 or the camel one. I dunno.

[Rooster]

Well, the first girl went on to become a famous chef and later founded her own chain of Vietnamese restaurants. The second girl struggled to cash in on her newfound fame, first appearing as a kitchen sink in 4 episodes of the 3rd season of "Honey Boo Boo's Magical Mushroom Trip Over the Rainbow And Into Narnia", then later she went on to appear as a broken pencil in 7th episode of 5th season of "Glee" and finaly her career peaked when she appeared as one of the Na'vi statists (she can be seen in a single frame right at 1:34:58) in Avatar. Nobody has seen her since, although there have been some mysterious reports about Jerry Springer defecating into an unnamed female's mouth in the backstage after one of his show's episodes.

As for the cup, his career only went downhill from there and he ended up being completely washed up.