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Thread: Man Gets Fucked To Death By A Horse! (NSFW, as though there was a question)

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    Phun Phacts:

    -I once threatened my girlfriend with dressing up like a horse and fucking her to death. When I reminded her of this last night she had apparently blocked it from her memory.

    -It was rumored that Catherine the Great was fucked to death by a horse. Penthouse founder and Caligula producer Bob Guccione wanted to produce a movie about her life but called it off when he learned that the horse story was untrue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis
    The eccentric cat is a dumbass, by the way.

    Just didn't wanna lose sight of that.
    How the hell am I dumb? Pointing out the obvious?

    Edit: I think I realize what you mean, if its about that "joke", i'd have to agree with you, I don't know what I was thinking, if its something else, oh well.
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    Why, yes, I am pointing out the obvious when I call you a complete dumbass.
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    I never meant it like that, I meant am I pointing out the obvious? Forget it, just tell me how am I dumb.
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    Your posts are dumb. You're fucking clownshoes. Stop ruining this wonderful thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Ozymandias
    Your posts are dumb. You're fucking clownshoes. Stop ruining this wonderful thread.
    What the hell? I try to keep a low-profile.
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    Well, it's not working here. Perhaps you should keep a lower profile.

    Off-topic: Hey, did anyone hear about that guy that was fucked to death by a horse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0r4ng3
    Off-topic: Hey, did anyone hear about that guy that was fucked to death by a horse?
    Yeah, I think there's a video of it floating somewhere in the web. Let me look for it.

    EDIT: I found it
    http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg

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    Make your own thread for that shit, this thread is for chatting, not horsesex! Fucking ghey.

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    There are selected dates for shows in Branson from April through December. Shows are at 9:30 AM and 3:00 PM. Be sure to check out Yakov's Show Schedule for available show dates and times. We suggest you purchase your tickets now, as Yakov’s show is often sold out. Call 1-800-728-4546 or go to Yakov's On-line Ticket Reservations. Warning! Explosive Laughter awaits you at the Yakov Smirnoff Theatre.

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