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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovellamas View Post
    Wait, really? Killing a moose (any moose) with a knife is easy? Uhh...
    Maybe not on a farm. Hunting a moose on a farm in general would be too easy with a bow or rifle.

    A moose that hangs around towns... wouldn't be too hard to get with a knife. I've thrown snowballs at some of the deer around my town from about 6 feet away, and they'll only move a foot away. Animals get very tame in towns.
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    Then you should get a village bull-moose all riled up and angry, and then knife it. Personally I'd use a lance for an animal that size, but if you think you can do it with a knife then go for it. And the amount of excuses you're making for not wanting to fight a dangerous animal with a knife makes me think you might be a bit of a homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldwin View Post
    makes me think you might be a bit of a homo.
    Discussion loses maturity.... I leave. Haha I get what you're trying to do, but I don't think I'm required to stab a moose to be straight. A lance isn't a half bad idea, at least it hopefully wouldn't suffer much.

    I guess we both just prefer different hunting methods. Also, there must be some local bi-law (is it bi-law or by-law or bylaw or none of those?) against killing a moose in town. I sounded kind of unsure when I said that. I'll re-state it. There are local laws prohibiting trapping or killing of game animals.
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    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I guess we both just prefer different hunting methods. Also, there must be some local bi-law (is it bi-law or by-law or bylaw or none of those?) against killing a moose in town. I sounded kind of unsure when I said that. I'll re-state it. There are local laws prohibiting trapping or killing of game animals.
    They are by-laws. Come on, man, you've got the internet right here and you don't bother to take 2 seconds to look it up? Kids these days.... bi-laws sounds like a Freudian slip... I like it

    And I think his overall point here is that hunting with a gun isn't nearly as manly nor respectful to the prey as going after the animals yourself. I don't hunt, but I think I have to agree. For all the femi-naziing I do, I don't think I could help but be all hot and bothered by a manly man taming a wild beast up close and personal... oh, baby.
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    Even the PETA girls can't help but chase after you screaming and holding their vaginas after they see you kill a scrub buffalo with a chert-bladed warspear. If you stab a moose in the head your life will change and you'll be the hero and idol of your hometown, and get mobbed on a daily basis by nubile women begging to be your concubines. If you don't stab a moose, you'll live a boring, unhappy life and when you die and go to heaven, St. Peter will be all like "Sorry, no fags allowed".

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    Hahaha okay fair enough. I can see where you guys are coming from. If stabbing a moose was a realistic possibility, I'd definitely try it.

    I've never heard of anyone doing it before though. I've heard of people stabbing bears, but they're easy enough to get to attack you. Imagine how amazing that would be if you survived. You could tell people you beat a bear in a fight.
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    im drunk havent been here in months and this thread is on the first page>? fux yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Hahaha okay fair enough. I can see where you guys are coming from. If stabbing a moose was a realistic possibility, I'd definitely try it.

    I've never heard of anyone doing it before though. I've heard of people stabbing bears, but they're easy enough to get to attack you. Imagine how amazing that would be if you survived. You could tell people you beat a bear in a fight.
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    FOOD PORN > FEMDOM * BESTIALITY * (GOLDEN SHoWER + VINTAGE TRANNY)
    "I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts..."

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    nothing really interesting is going on there, when the girls took off their pants, it didn't exactly turn out the way I expected


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    im drunk havent been here in months and this thread is on the first page>? fux yes
    It's good to have you back. You and horse fucking will both always be a part of this place.
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