The following members of the BBS are hereby put on warning by The Effort Police. Please stop trying so incredibly hard to be funny, accepted (or 1337), tough, intelligent, or punx. Hey, we all do it a little here and there; it's natural. You motherfuckers, however, try so incredibly hard that a fuckin' police force had to be created just for you.
You guys are wanted on the noted counts:
...that is all for now. The list shall be amended regularly, and I accept contributions from the public.
Applications to join the squad should be sent directly to me. And save the whining that I know some of you are very close to replying with; no one wants that.