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Thread: ...okay, fuck you, I'm STILL proud of being from the Bronx, okay?

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    Default ...okay, fuck you, I'm STILL proud of being from the Bronx, okay?

    Oh holy god no.

    A friend of mine pointed me to the LiveJournal of a girl who is currently attending my old highschool in the Bronx. This, if nothing else, shows how miserable my education was. This...

    oh fuck.

    I just have to warn all of you that this might shock and amaze you, especially when you realize that it is 100% fucking REAL.

    ...on we go:

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    Saturday, October 15, 2005

    8:44PM - THIS BITCH WENT AND PISSED ME OFF!!!!!!

    I DON'T GOT A PROBLEM WITH LESBIANS OR DIKES, BUT THIS WAS ONE LESBAIN THAT PISSED ME OFF!!
    JUST IN CASE ANY ONE IS WONDERING I WAS DEFENDING MA BEST FRIEND!!

    I'm BxPolarBear123 and the other girl is
    CMumf37692


    CMumf37692: hey
    BxPolarBear123: hey
    CMumf37692: waz gud
    BxPolarBear123: nothing much chillin
    BxPolarBear123: u?
    CMumf37692: im bored i got a message fr jessy
    BxPolarBear123: ill don call her that it's JESSICA
    BxPolarBear123: ok wats the message
    CMumf37692: she said sumthin stupid cuz i said dat she looked fucked
    BxPolarBear123: ok
    BxPolarBear123: thats it
    CMumf37692: i told her i saw her album and asked wat da fuck happened
    BxPolarBear123: ok
    BxPolarBear123: and keep talking
    CMumf37692: she caught a titty attack and waz like nobody asked u
    CMumf37692:
    BxPolarBear123: wat pic was this
    BxPolarBear123: and wat site
    CMumf37692: all dem shits
    BxPolarBear123: ok hold u want me to tell
    CMumf37692: wat?
    BxPolarBear123: wat u want me to tell her
    CMumf37692: watz her name i wanna im her
    BxPolarBear123: id have it
    BxPolarBear123: she changed it
    CMumf37692: u got her # call her
    CMumf37692: ask her
    BxPolarBear123: she dont got minutes
    BxPolarBear123: idk her home #
    CMumf37692: wowhow u dony no ur bestfriends house#
    CMumf37692: dont*
    BxPolarBear123: cuz she changed it
    BxPolarBear123: well her dad did
    CMumf37692: well theres sumthin wrong wit her
    CMumf37692: how she got a pre paid mad cheap
    CMumf37692: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BxPolarBear123: no wat and wat u talking about prepaid like that it aint a matter of being cheap just cuz u got a prepaid
    BxPolarBear123: some pple dont got it like u where u get money from ur father by kissing his ass
    BxPolarBear123: we have to work for wat wats ours
    BxPolarBear123: so dont talk shit if ypu cant back it up
    BxPolarBear123: you*
    CMumf37692: dat means u cheap 2 pay ur bill mad lazy
    BxPolarBear123: wat the fuck r u talking about stupid
    CMumf37692: 4 fyi my father dont give me moneyi have 2 work 4 it 2 so there u go
    CMumf37692: fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BxPolarBear123: did u not read wat i said u fucking lesbain dumb ass u so fucking stupid id want to fucking talk to u any more so go fuck a duck and have a good life u fuck asshole bitch dike


    I WAS DEFENDING MA BEST FRIEND MYSELF, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS A PREPAID PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Double. You. Tee. Eff. DOUBLEYOUTEEEFF?! kHJK:fhbjkfbchjbfjbv
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    This girl wouldn't happen to be a nigger by any chance, would she?

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    Puerto Rican. And my budd just told me that she lives in this very apartment building.

    Oh wowz.
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    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    Quite honestly, that seems more intelligent that something the people at my school would say. I'm about 80% sure it is.
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    Wow, I did not expect that to be an actual website.

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    Sister got an AT-ti-tuude!
    and no wonder hearts and minds have been won

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis
    Puerto Rican.
    That explains it. Look man, this isn't a "bronx" thing. It's a mudskin thing.

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    When I attempted to read that just now, I could have sworn it must have been 200 lines long, even though I had to stop around line 10. When I just scrolled over it, it turned out to not be thatt long at all; just so terrible that it seemed that way.
    My previous signature was getting old. This is my new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis
    Puerto Rican. And my budd just told me that she lives in this very apartment building.

    Oh wowz.
    You should knock on her door and then run away and watch her rant about people disrespecting PEOPLE WITH PREPAID by knocking on their doors and running away!
    and no wonder hearts and minds have been won

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    I have literally no idea what was going on.

    In other news, my class got into a discussion on whether or not you can compare the former South African Apartheid system to race relations in America. (I said you cannot.) But for some reason this one girl was going on about how safe the Bronx is now, and how everyone likes to go and visit it, etc.

    I told her, sure the North Bronx is. But that's a stupid attitude if you ever went to the South Bronx. Hell it's still a stupid attitude for the North Bronx.

    Cause I'm that fucking hardcore. (lolz eugene representin')
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman
    I told her, sure the North Bronx is. But that's a stupid attitude if you ever went to the South Bronx. Hell it's still a stupid attitude for the North Bronx.
    Exactly!

    What's sad is that fuckin' Captain Copenhagen over here knows this, yet people at my school, which is only 70 miles north of here, give me the raised eyebrow when I explain that to them.

    Fuck.

    XYTreez: It took me a good long while to get through it myself. Painful.
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    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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