Seriously, it's really sad. How the hell have you not had sex, at least accidentally, at least once or twice?
Because, unlike us, no one has trained him how.
We're two parties.
Two parties ending.
I know this is deliciously funny, but:
a) Libraries are closed on holidays
b) Libraries are closed on Sundays
This is not a real person.
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you'd think he isn't real, right? at first I thought; wouldn't it be fucking awesome if it'd been Vlad or sumthin' all along. but the fact he exists on another message board aswell, one that suits his online character on here, makes one wonder.
it's absolutely amazing, though. a 36 year old, who visits public message boards in his spare time from a library, advertising pot, who keeps underlining he's 36 with absolutely no shame whatsoever. a part time dishwasher, who hasn't had the "luck" to get a better job. a virgin on top, who claims the lack of sex is due to lack of money (everything in his world is apparently money-related), who admits no one will have sex with him & isn't ashamed to have lived thirty-fucking-six years without sex.
next thing you know, he tells us he has the ambition to explore his talents as a garbage man, that he sleeps under the bridge nearby the library at night, so he won't have to say he still lives with his parents, & that he's never had a male, or female friend in his life. either his persona is a joke on legs, or his life is, or his screenname character is.
You sound like that 'lil redhead brat that has a crush on Dennis The Menace!hahahaha, only partially right that a girl wouldn't let you have sex in her vagina? Does that mean, that a man would? or that a woman would let you have sex in her hand? and no, not impossible, but you'd have to find someone as scary and loserish as you.
Doesn't matter! At least you know my preference,which is why I posted it DUMBASS!LOLOLOLOL!!! And they STILL wouldn't touch you, I'm sure.
OH,A LEFTIST LIBERAL KOOL-AID DRINKER! You'd rather have your man use you and abuse you? Don't expect any sympathy from me then!It's not natural for a man to support a woman. That's POLITICALLY CORRECT BULLSHIT! Conservative asshole!
. Actually,it's both reasons!You're right, there would be nothing to be ashamed of, if you were a virgin by choice, and not by default. If girls had asked you before and you had turned them down, then you probably (depending on the girls and the situation) wouldn't have to be ashamed. But you're a virgin because NOBODY WILL DO IT WITH YOU