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    Quote Originally Posted by Noodles 4 Noodles View Post
    Gotta Get Away (verse)

    I thought: Life is like a riddle and the riddle sucks

    Actual: Life is like a riddle and I'm really stoned
    its actually "Life is like a riddle, and I'm really stumped"

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    And it's back off your rules, back off your jive. lol.

    I can only think of two. I used to think that in Why Don't You Get A Job it was "sail away, sail away" instead of "say no way, say no way" and in Genocide I thought it was "on a bed of nails we pray" instead of "on our fellow man we prey".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SelfEsteem94 View Post
    its actually "Life is like a riddle, and I'm really stumped"
    Haha wow so I'm 0/2 with that.

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    Lol wow I just had a horrible one that I learned about

    Hammerhead near the end of the song

    I thought: My name is Drew.

    Actual: My aim is true

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    my sister convinced my parents when i was young that some of the things they were refering to were sex positions so they banned me from listening to them,

    what a bitch she was,

    other then that i miss hear songs all the time
    Yep, I totally know how do you feel man. I have older brother who's done to me similar thing, but not with offspring, but with other things, such as going on concert of the offspring..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3uC0jB_0g - This is a rare Offspring live video on HIT MACHINE 1999 - TKAA live. Check it Out

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    Now take a look at the funniest posts(at least to me) :

    Quote Originally Posted by randman21 View Post
    The first few times I heard "Cool to Hate," I thought he said "I even hate you Jews, so fuck you".
    Quote Originally Posted by Apathy View Post
    So far I haven't gotten any lyrics misheard. Some of these are just insane.

    But my friend seems to think the chorus of All I Want is Saying "Solar War".
    If you try hard enough, you can hear it.
    Quote Originally Posted by H1T_That View Post
    I still believe the opening line to Bad Habit is "Hey man you know i'm really a gay"
    AAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUNNIEST ONE!!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!1
    Now I'm gonna sing it in that way!

    Quote Originally Posted by offspring dude View Post
    i dont know why but i kept hearing "check out the cow ass in my soul" though i always knew what the actual thing was.
    edt: and also sometimes "clear out the car wax in my soul" lol
    BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Quote Originally Posted by SelfEsteem94 View Post
    in Never Gonna Find Me, i thought it said "my erection sometimes breaks my own protection," rather than "by direction i'll create my own protection."
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Can't describe how am i laughing about thos one) HAHAHAHAHA : - D : - D : - D : - D

    Quote Originally Posted by Noodles 4 Noodles View Post
    Yea lol I had a ton here's 2 off the top of my head
    All I want (chorus)

    I thought: So make up your room pick up your trash

    Actual: So make up yor rules back off your jive
    Quote Originally Posted by no_way View Post
    Smash: [chorus]

    I'm not a trendy asshole, two walla one, two walla feel light

    Gotta get away:

    I'm getting itchy, all the time
    Someone rather's just a step behind

    [CHORUS]
    Sitting in my bed and lying wide away
    Steven's in my head and it's more than I can take
    ...

    Genocide:

    [CHORUS]
    Donkey kong, every day
    on our manner then we pray
    ...
    if these lyrics were true, Dexter would be a homosexual!

    Quote Originally Posted by endlesst0m View Post
    Another wierd thing I noticed is in "The meaning of life", it seems like Dexter isn't sure if he wants to say "may" or "might" in the line "It may seem like the way to go", so he just says a word that is a combination of both words. "Mayight" or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by georgie/dexter View Post
    in stairing at the son i thought it was "baby life is like a ride on the free way" untill i read the lyrics and its "maybe life is like a ride on the free way"
    Totally agree 'bout that.

    I haven't laughed like that for a long time..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3uC0jB_0g - This is a rare Offspring live video on HIT MACHINE 1999 - TKAA live. Check it Out

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    Wow lol I never knew until I read the post above me that the Genocide lyrics weren't Donkey Kong.

    I naturally assumed that the chorus was

    Donkey Kong every day!

    Lol it's actually

    Dog Eat Dog everyday


    Donkey Kong woulda been cooler though lol

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    I just thought of another today, as I was listening to L.A.P.D sort of quietly, it sounded like he said "I like big dicks" instead of "L.A.P.D" LOL.

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    really funny things here, really!

    but " ´cause your ass told the tale" stills in my memory


    edit: a guy on my msn has this written "can u stay saw? can u go on? kristy r u doing ok?"
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    Offspring playing for Free? That would be awesome!
    The Portuguese Chapter:
    Site/Forum/Wiki: www.offspringportugal.com

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    Ha, PFFAWG just came on, and I did a search for misheard lyrics.

    It isn't myself, but my mum.

    Everytime she heard the song she thought they were saying "One-eyed Pizza" as opposed to "Wannabes-ah". It really does sound like One-eyed pizza, I reckon.

    Always gave my sister and I a good chuckle.

    Sorry for another bump.

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