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    Default Funny Joke

    There was once this second-rate orchestra led by a second-rate director.

    In the orchestra was this guy on the cymbals who never banged them at the right time. So the conductor said, "If you don't get it right this time I'll kill you."

    When the time came for the percussionist to get it right, he didn't. And so the director pulled out a gun and shot him dead.

    Of course, the police came and arrested him and eventually the conductor ended up on death row. The day came when he was sent to the electric chair. As the crowd watched, the executionist flipped the switch ... but nothing happened. Everyone wondered what when wrong.

    But the director knew. Saddened by all that had taken place, he said, "I never was a very good ... conductor!"

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    lololololololololololololololol[fail]lololololololololololololololol

    cute.
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    *bdum tish*

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    Why did the snowman pull his pants down?

    Because he saw the Snowblower coming!




    ahahahahaha....*sigh*

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    Q: What's red and yellow and climbs up your leg?
    A: A homesick abortion.
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    How do you know policemen are strong?

    Becuase they can hold up traffic.

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    I fucking love pun jokes.

    What do you forget when you forget to pay the exorcist?

    REPOSSESSED! ZOMGROFLMAO!


    What did the headlines read when the short fortune teller escaped from prison?

    "Small Medium at Large"

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    Speaking of pun jokes, there's my all time favorite.

    A man walks into a bar, and suffers a mild concussion.

    No, wait, that one's tied for first.

    So, a baby seal walks into a club...
    Last edited by 0r4ng3; 12-13-2006 at 04:28 PM.
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    If two guys loving Offspring together is wrong, I don't want anything to be right.

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    A man got his left side of his body chopped off. Now he's all right.

    I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    The two scientist broke up because there wasn't any chemistry between them.

    There was a pun contest in the newspaper, so a man submitted ten jokes, hoping one would win. Unfortunetly, no pun in ten did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prox View Post
    Unfortenetly, no pun in ten did.


    <3333333333333333333333333333333333!
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