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    Default The Computer Swallowed Grandma

    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly it's true.
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.
    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.

    In desperation, I asked Jeeves
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online'.

    So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me!
    ~Author Unknown~

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    wow, that poem was beautiful and deep.
    I hate myself....Irony is fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by greencows12
    wow, that poem was beautiful and deep.
    what a awesome poem!

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    it brings a tear to my eye:'(
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    sweet poem.
    I can relate to it...well not really

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    Linda you're better than this, why bring more crap to the Politics forum?
    Quote Originally Posted by T-6005 View Post
    I do no be following, fortune prick me if I do no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman
    Linda you're better than this, why bring more crap to the Politics forum?
    Ooooops, wrong forum!

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