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    If you really have to pee, and there's a tree, bush, plant or pole around, I think you should be allowed to pee on it. It shouldn't be illegal, cause what are you gonna do? wet your pants? then walk around saying, "I went for a swim, but the water was shallow"? and if they ask "What's that smell?" would you say "I swam in raw sewage"?
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    hahahahahahaha. yeah i totally agree. we should just piss on everything. the smell of urine pleases me. we should make the whole country smell like a damn truck stop bathroom. helllll yeahhhhh.

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    You know, in mostly every place that people frequent quite often (Park, mall, whatever) they have public bathrooms to prevent this occurance.
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    Yeah dog, animials can do it. Dogs don't get fined but humans do.
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    you're right.... we should absolutely fine the dogs hundreds of dollars for urinating in public! Brilliant! Why hasn't it been thought of before?

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    I don't think it should be illigal. I think it's legal in Sweden. But I think it's illigal to commit suicide. I don't know. I heard that it was illigal to jump from high buildings some place in USA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greencows12
    If you really have to pee, and there's a tree, bush, plant or pole around, I think you should be allowed to pee on it. It shouldn't be illegal, cause what are you gonna do? wet your pants? then walk around saying, "I went for a swim, but the water was shallow"? and if they ask "What's that smell?" would you say "I swam in raw sewage"?

    Did you get caught doing it or summat - you sound like you did!

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    i went in a trash can once after work to piss off our cleaning lady and the rent-a-cop drove by so i had to whip my guys back in and luckily hes a cool guy and didnt do anything
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    My bro doesnt care about tht kinda stuff really...i mean we were at the mall and he peed on one of those fake plastic trees...but thn again hes like 8
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