Go ahead, list them.
I abstain, 'cause I'm a virgin.
You Knock Me Out, Baby
Most underrated sexual act.
Go ahead, list them.
I abstain, 'cause I'm a virgin.
propmaster
Lolz, condom or....wait
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Painbow connection
You suspend the girl from the ceiling. Two hooks through the meat in her back, one at the base of her spine, and two through her shoulder blades. You suspend her towards the roof counter clockwise. She falls to you clockwise and you're raised up on a platform and when you meet it goes into her like a screwdriver. You have to break her legs to get it in the hole, but it's worth it.
I AM A REAL AMERICAN.
I know this is the opposite of the thread, but I need to point out how overrated 69ing is.
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim".
Insats!
Im keeping it simple.
When the chick is riding you, Girl on top.
I know it seem dull and ordinary but its the shit!
I dont have to hump like a fucking maniac, and i can stick my finger up her ass.
Synecdoche.
You're both naked.... except you're wearing sailor hats. You both get into a hot tub full of Pepto Bismol. Dude clips her toenails, she shaves his buttocks.
So hot.
propmaster
For a second, I thought this was a shemale reference. Then I was disappointed when I realized it wasn't. That would've been so hot.
Junior Member
Stick it in her pooper
WASUP
You're welcome.
Mung puffing.
“It is a strange paradox that today’s central banks are generally staffed by economists, who by and large profess a belief in a theory which says that their jobs are, at the best, unnecessary, and more likely wealth-destroying. Needless to say, this is not a point widely discussed among respectable economists. Nevertheless, it is an issue worth pondering.”
George Cooper, The Origin of Economic Crises
Pinochet Per
If I've learned anything from CSI, it's asphyxiation.
Why you can't pronounce asphyxiation without pronouncing "fixation."
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