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    Default MY SISTER CAUGHT ME cuddling with my male friend...

    Any advice is appreciated.

    My sister recently caught me cuddling with my male friend.

    I am really scared that she will tell my mom and I will be grounded.

    My mom gave me lecture some time ago that I can't be with guys, and I am only suppose to touch girls. I understand that, which is why I was only cuddling, nothing else.

    She thinks that I am gay, but I am not.

    I don't know what to do. I am pretty much depressed that this will go to far and I won't be able to see my friends anymore.

    My sister hasn't told my mom yet, but she will, and there is no way I can convince her not to tell. She and my mom are tight.

    I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

    Or I am thinking about forgetting to put my girl on girl porn away and try and have them find it.

    Any advice appreciated.

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    Roflmfao!!!

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    * !

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    trollfail .
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    Good thread.

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    Come on guys, this is serious.

    I am expecting some real doable advice.

    I am really in deep waters here, I am not sure how I can convince my mom I am not gay.

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    Make out with her.

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    Lightbulb

    There is rarely, if ever, any sure-fire solution to a problem like this. I mean, you've already got so much stacked against you that there's nothing to do except to ride it out. Become better friends with your sister so that she won't rat you out in the future. Study hard and do well in school and get the fuck out of that house.



    But I mean... seriously?
    “It is a strange paradox that today’s central banks are generally staffed by economists, who by and large profess a belief in a theory which says that their jobs are, at the best, unnecessary, and more likely wealth-destroying. Needless to say, this is not a point widely discussed among respectable economists. Nevertheless, it is an issue worth pondering.”

    George Cooper, The Origin of Economic Crises

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    I've got to wonder why you were cuddling with a guy.

    In any case I agree with what Mota Boy said.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markus View Post
    Come on guys, this is serious.

    I am expecting some real doable advice.

    I am really in deep waters here, I am not sure how I can convince my mom I am not gay.
    Why the fuck did you ''cuddle'' with a guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markus View Post
    She and my mom are tight.
    Incest much?

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