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    Some jokes can make me laugh out loud pretty much anywhere, whether it be in general or intimate situations. They work as a talisman, I only have to run them through my mind with the right intonation, and I end up in splinters.

    For instance:

    - "That was truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
    Two words: never again."

    - *talking about a boozer friend of his, sightseeing through Italy* "He was the only one who couldn't see anything wrong with the tower of Pisa."

    Do post up those jokes that crack you up every single time you think about them.

    Kisses!

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    "2.6 children is the average. i don't know why she's screaming" is my go-to joke

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    "No, you can't take my photograph."
    "Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it'll take your spirit away."
    "No, you've got lens-cap on it."

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    I like one-liners too...

    "What go you get if you throw a waffle on the beach? A Sandy Eggo" - Dexter 28.8.14
    Last edited by jpstoner; 2 Weeks Ago at 04:24 PM.

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