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Thread: The Offspring vs Focus on the Family

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    Default The Offspring vs Focus on the Family

    A website run by Focus on the Family called pluggedinonline.com has reviewed a couple of the Offspring’s albums, and I’d thought I’d share them with you for the lulz.

    For those who aren’t familiar with Focus on the Family (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_o...ited_States%29) it is an American evangelical Christian organization that was founded by total asshat James Dobson, the homophobic, science-hating, child beating advocate, douche-bag who wants to turn America into literally Jesusland.


    Smash http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0001231.cfm

    Favorite line:
    Inconsistent at best, this disc deserves to be Smashed
    Ixnay On the Hombre http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0001230.cfm

    Favorite line:
    This follow-up to the record-breaking Smash is one bad Hombre
    Americana http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000671.cfm

    Favorite line:
    On "Have You Ever," Holland declares, "I'd like to leave the world as a better place." He can begin by staying off stage and out of the studio.
    Seriously, when will Dexter please think of the children?
    Last edited by jacknife737; 07-23-2008 at 08:31 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Gabel
    Adrenaline carried one last thought to fruition.
    Let this be the end.
    Let this be the last song.
    Let this be the end.
    Let all be forgiven.

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    Well, some of their "reviews" can really make your day They are so dumb it's almost not funny anymore...

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    Aahahaha!!! Faggots! "He uses too many cuss words!" D*X

    If there's reviews for the rest of Offspring's albums and maybe some other bands that I like, I'd like to see them!

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    I like the fact that they don't try to understand satire and sarcasm. Brilliant.
    "There are no fools more bothersome than those with wit"

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    You GOTTA love the review of Ixnay On The Hombre. Just thinking of the lyrics to Disclaimer, and then thinking of some of the shit the review said is mind blowing.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    These are now among my favorite album reviews ever.
    Go on now they won‘t tell
    Go on now and save yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamSam View Post
    I like the fact that they don't try to understand satire and sarcasm. Brilliant.
    I know, its hysterical. The Ixnay one is probably my favorite review; satire seems like a concept that is completely foreign to the reviewer.

    I wish they would review some of the band's later work, but these were the only ones i could find.
    Last edited by jacknife737; 07-23-2008 at 07:02 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Gabel
    Adrenaline carried one last thought to fruition.
    Let this be the end.
    Let this be the last song.
    Let this be the end.
    Let all be forgiven.

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    best line: "Anti-authority anthems ("I Choose," "All I Want") encourage teens to rebel."
    What happens when the intoxication of success is evaporated?

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    Oh noes Smash has already invaded my home! What do I do now?
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