aha. this is hilarious.
i'm a bit of a sex toy aficionado, i must say. my mens and i have acquired quite the unholy collection over the years, and every now and then we stop by babeland and pick up something new. now none of these things are necessary, obviously... but they're hilarious and quite fun. and some of them are just gorgeous. i was recently given a Motif from Kiki de Montparnasse and i'm not sure whether i should use it or just admire its beauty. lol.
anyways. i won't elaborate any further, because, like. tmi.
When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.