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    Exclamation Bad Habit truth?

    My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

    You drive on my ass
    (This is obvious)
    Your foot's on the gas
    (Gas = a fart)
    And your next breath is your last
    (The fart is very smelly)

    I guess I got a bad habit
    (Of farting)
    Of blowin' away
    (Synonymous for farting)
    Yeah I got a bad habit
    (Indeed!)
    And it ain't goin' away
    (The smell sticks around for quite a while)
    Yeah
    (He is proud)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splejse View Post
    My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

    You drive on my ass
    (This is obvious)
    Your foot's on the gas
    (Gas = a fart)
    And your next breath is your last
    (The fart is very smelly)

    I guess I got a bad habit
    (Of farting)
    Of blowin' away
    (Synonymous for farting)
    Yeah I got a bad habit
    (Indeed!)
    And it ain't goin' away
    (The smell sticks around for quite a while)
    Yeah
    (He is proud)

    i confess...never thought about that LOL
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    But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

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    ummm....wot?....r u crazy?
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    thanks for sharing that with us...

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    Gas = Petrol

    Not funny. It doesn't make sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    Gas = Petrol

    Not funny. It doesn't make sense.
    Jojan, fuck you!

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    This was worthy of sharing. It's not like I'm gonna laugh till the end of time or anything, but I chuckled.

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    LOOL, right...

    You made quite a discovery there...

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    And I find your "discovery" pretty boring, sorry . I did several such moronic-style jokes as well and I very well understand that to some people those seemed exactly as lame as yours bad habit truth.
    Before you speak think about what you're trying to say.
    Who else is there to blame for miscommunication?

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