Accidental shot at roommate's girlfriend's birthday a few weeks ago. Keg of Keystone at a bar so bro it's called Brothers. I like it.
"I need a pack of cigarettes I won't remember smoking for this weekend: Pall Mall Menthols."
Way too classy for words. Here's an idea: let's play the internet jukebox at a bar in the middle of the country. That won't make things awkward. Not awkward at all.
Yeah, sometimes I sleep with my bandanna on.