Here comes some nasty tmi.
The first time I bought a humble bundle, I posted it to facebook and then masturbated (I don't use my computer often, this seemed efficient.)
The idea of bragging about charity and then masturbating had me laughing on the inside all day. That was when I realized its probably best if there is no God. On the other hand, I bet Jesus only masturbated to charity.
Edit: ha! Other hand? Get it?
P.s. First time I ever used a twitter hashag thing, pretty pleased with that one. I'd like to thank Endymion, and God of course.