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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
    Supposedly straight? Yeah, kind of like I am supposedly conservative and supposedly an asshole at times. Not so much curious about it...just that lifestyle is a head scratcher. With all the hot bitc...ummm, I mean lovely ladies in the world, why look at anything else?
    Yeah, for real. Why isn't EVERY woman 100% gay? Why are there straight women? Why do they want men? I don't get it.

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    Is it just me, or does it smell kinda like closeted homosexual in here?

    No need to hide it, we're all friends here. We won't judge ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Yeah, for real. Why isn't EVERY woman 100% gay? Why are there straight women? Why do they want men? I don't get it.
    You know...I can't find a flaw in this analysis. Other than the impending demise of the human race. That...and chicks that dig dudes are generally a bit more level headed and not wound so tight.

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    It's because the Anunaki altered our DNA in prehistory so that we would feel love toward not our fellow man, but our opposite woman. Get it?
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis levé.

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    Well, glad he did. Cause my depth perception would get all jacked up staring at a johnson.

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    Well, glad he did. Cause my depth perception would get all jacked up staring at a johnson.
    Did someone call you gay somewhere? I looked back but I couldn't find any instance thereof. I was just curious, since you keep denying that you're gay and talking about how being gay would be inconvenient.
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    I am pretty damn certain, call it 100% definite, I ain't flagging down any queers anytime soon. Any of the laides out there want to test this...hit me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
    I am pretty damn certain, call it 100% definite, I ain't flagging down any queers anytime soon. Any of the laides out there want to test this...hit me up.
    Bisexuality exists, so even if you managed to find yourself a female human to sleep with in an internet message board, that would prove nothing.
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    I am pretty damn certain, call it 100% definite, I ain't flagging down any queers anytime soon. Any of the laides out there want to test this...hit me up.
    As far as I can tell, nobody's really said you would. So I guess I don't understand why you're denying it as much as you are.
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    People generally don't put this much effort into denying things they feel secure about.
    I am part of a degenerate elite
    Dragging our society into the street



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    lol. I'm a closet democrat too.

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